More Mindless Stories on ‘selma hayek’
Mar
09
09
Salma Hayek Pregnant, Engaged, and Short
According to sick son-of-a-bitch and bastard Perez Hilton Salma Hayek is actually knocked up and will be getting married as well. Ben Widdicombe, a journalist with the New York Daily, had first reported the story and Salma’s publicist has given him the following statement:
“Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child.”
So much for those Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz lesbian rumors. Thanks a lot “Francois.” I have no clue who this guy is. After doing a little Google research I learned the following about him in Forbes Magazine:
- He’s 69 years old
- Citizen of France
- Married with 3 Children (??)
- High-School drop out (sweet)
- Majority shareholder of luxury goods powerhouse PPR (Gucci, Balenciaga, and Stella McCartney)
- Currently a billionaire
- Named the 74th richest person in the world in 2006 by Forbes Magazine
So…maybe those Penelope Cruz/Salma Hayek rumors are true! Congratulations to being with child and getting married in no particular order.
Mar
06
06
Selma Hayek Smuggles Her Bettys
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Oh come on you know there was no way I wasn’t going to post this! There literally is no news out there about Selma Hayek. None. However, when these pictures of Selma Hayek surfaced I knew only cheezy jokes could follow. Selma is out and about, literally. No joke it looks like she stuffed half the cast of Ugly Betty down her dress. Ok that’s a stretch, no half the cast but at least like 3 or 4 cast members. If you look closely you can see Vanessa Williams down there. Melons aside, Selma looks like she is wearing a Halloween wig that she brushed with a rusty fork. It took me a few minutes to notice her hair as I was hypnotized by a couple of things.Oct
11
11
Father Knockers Hayek
Selma Hayek appears to be very religious, but does she know that dressing like a priest is sacrilegious? Selma and her friend were just getting out of Chinese Theatre after seeing “The Departed,” which opened up at #1 this past weekend. Just another reason why Boston rules.
Is it just me or does Selma Hayek appear to be “La Douche Bag?” Between Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx and Father Knockers Hayek there must be something in the water. Maybe they should team up and fight crime.
