ScarJo Does Boston, Doesn’t Do Justin

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Scarlett Johansson was in Boston yesterday to receive her Hasty Pudding award for “Woman of the Year.” In typical Hasty Pudding fashion, ScarJo was surrounded guys in drag and people dressed up as bananas, apples, grapes, and oranges. Wait, that’s normal right? ScarJo was then brought into Hasting Hall to receive her award and her “roast.” The roast wasn’t too funny, although they did bring out the picture of her on the cover of Vanity Fair (naked) and they all reenacted the pose. Sorta funny, but was let down that ScarJo kept on her clothes. Tease.

Later, ScarJo was asked repeatedly about her possible relationship with Justin Timberlake (have you heard of him?) to which she replied, “I did a music video of his and we have some common friends. Is there really any more to say?”

Uh, yeah. That actually doesn’t answer the question. I actually know someone who knows someone who knows Scarlett Johansson. Does that mean we get to be friends too?