Tats McGee is Sooowwwwy :(

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Did you all know that “Bombshell” McGee is actually not Audrina’s sister? Seriously, I was waiting for a good old fashion “Ricki Lake DNA Test” but after doing some made-up research, I’ve learned that the alleged mistress of Jesse James is not actually Tats Pats. It’s Tats McGee! Ole!

Tats McGee was on an Australian television show and wanted to take a second to issue a heartfelt apology to Sandra Bullock. Tats vomited out the words, “Sandra, I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything.”

Apology accepted! No need to say another word! Consider it water under the bridge! These are all phrases that I’m assuming Sandra will be saying to Tats McGee in the near future. I’m sure she’ll end her statement by saying, “You know, one day we’re all going to look back on this and have a great laugh.”

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Oct
11

Sandra Bullock Getting Too Old For This

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Now I’m not saying that Sandra Bullock is old, I’m just saying that she’s getting too old to wear this type of stuff. While Sandra isn’t overweight by any means, this is kinda making her look like she’s “with child.” Regardless, 1985 is over. Let’s just keep all of it in the past.

Sandra is getting kick ass reviews for her new film “Infamous,” the Truman Capote biopic and she’s even getting some Oscar buzz for her role. I wish I got some Oscar buzz. Wait. Didn’t they already make this film and didn’t it win the Oscar last year? Hold up! Maybe Sandra created a time machine, which would certainly explain that outfit and the movie.

Oh well, best of luck. She looks like someone who’s fun to have a ton of beers with. I’ll wait for my invite.

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