More Mindless Stories on ‘samantha ronson’
Aug
05
Lindsay No Pants and the little boy behind her, Samantha Rotten, were quickly making their way through LAX to catch their international flight to some place where they could probably play “I guess we just bump it” in private.
Lindsay is really letting herself go and is about 4 freckles away from a complete lesbian. Now don’t get me wrong, I know two lesbians and they’re hot. But Lindsay is looking like she’s ready to replace her high-heels with Birkenstocks and throw out all of her hair products and bulk up on a lot of flannel cutoff shirts. She clearly is just taking a shower and walking outside with soaking wet hair and letting the car airconditioner dry and style it. Hopefully she’s keeping her lemons so she can try to rub those freckles out, just like Jan Brady did. At least Jan tried to fix herself and even sported a nice big black wig. Perhaps Lindsay should try that. I mean after all the work that Dina has done to look as gawdy as she possibly can, what a slap in her face. Hundreds of thousands of dollars on tanning, nails, and hair extensions, for what? Lindsay is a disrespectful little lesbian in training.
Don’t give up on her Dina! Keep tanning! Never. Stop. Tanning. She’ll come back around.
Jul
29
Lindsay is a little teapot. She’s a little freckled teapot. She’s a pale little teapot with freckles. And you know, you know, Sam Rotten is totally going to tip her over and pour her out when Linds gets all steamy. Yeah she will. Yeah she will. She’ll pour Lindsay’s tea in her Freddie Kruger hat. Yeah she will. Yeah she will. Ok, I don’t know what that last one meant.
Lindsay Lohan, her paste white legs, her freckles, and Samantha Rotten enjoyed a nice and sunny lunch in NYC at Bar Pitti. After the meal Lindsay and Sam enjoyed coffee and a cigarette. And totally know that Lindsay must have taken a huge freckly dump minutes after the cigarette. The poor patrons at Bar Pitti. Speaking of which, have you have been to Bar Pitti? I’ve been 4 times. Technically I only ate their once, the other 3 times I couldn’t be seated for over 2 hours. Oh, and they don’t accept credit cards…or checks…or seashells. Good luck trying to pay the bill without money. They tend to not like that.
I wish I was at the table next to Lindsay, who was taking a break from filming Ugly Betty, and Sam. I would have just looked at them the whole time and tried to get into their conversation. I would have been like, “Hey, what are you guys talking about? Lesbian stuff?” Or maybe as they were talking I would have just interrupted and been like, “Dina what?” If none of that worked I would have picked up my cell phone and would have been like, “Hey Ali. Yeah, I’m good, how are you? I like the new song. Oh, hold on I have a beep. Hello? Hey Dina, what up!” That totally would have messed with Linds. Then when Linds asked who I was talking to I would just say, “Ugh. Can I just have some privacy please. I’m a person too, you know!” Wow I’m a tool.
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Jul
18
My favorite Lohan, Dinasaur Lohan, is doing her damnedest to keep herself and her kids out of the spotlight. Ways in which she does this includes, but are not limited to, (1) starring in her own reality show in which all of her children (minus) Lindsay are featured and (2) making sure she hits the red carpet for some paparazzi photos with her son, Michael Jr, at the Sephora 10th Anniversary party in NYC. Good job Dinasaur! I’m sure you won’t get hounded by the paparazzi anymore with this new strategy that you’ve implemented.
Anyway, at the Sephora 10th Anniversary party was also Lindsay, but she didn’t arrive with her mom Dina or her brother. Lindsay No Pants was on the red carpet accompanied by literally hundreds of thousands of freckles, a Robert Palmer “Addicted to Love” back up dancers sparkly rainbow (subliminal message) dress, and a Freddie Krueger hat. Inside her alleged lover, Samantha Rotten, was working inside the DJ booth, but would come out every once in a while to check on Linds.
Now I have a question. Does Dinasaur know her hair doesn’t look real? Not even a little. For decades men have been made fun of when their toupees don’t look real so I think it’s only fair that we turn the tables on “women’s toupees” that look like someone stapled 15 Barbie heads to their scalp.
P.S –> Where was Ali? I will assume she’s taking this opportunity to get a nose job.
Jun
23
I don’t know why Lindsay No Pants will never listen to me. She’s always about 2 inches from Freddie Krueger and just doesn’t seem to care that she’s about to get slashed at a moments notice. Anyway, Samantha Rotten and Lindsay No Pants were reunited over the weekend after Lindsay was busy filming more scenes from her upcoming film “Labor Pains” which I hope they change to “Growing Pains” and just hire the actors from the show Growing Pains and call it a day Moving on.
Lindsay is totally sidewalk camouflage. If it wasn’t for her trillions of red freckles I wouldn’t have even noticed her. At first I was like, “Why is that bag floating?” I assumed the freckles were stars and the bag was a planet, but after further investigation it turned out to just be Lindsay. Samantha was looking as elegant as ever and I’m pretty sure that if she were to take off her little boys t-shirt we would quickly discover some sexy yellow pits stains and some crispy ring around the collar. From the side you can almost see the outline of boob. She really should use duct tape when trying to hold those bad boys down. Masking tape won’t do diddly squat in the heat.
When are these two going to come clean and admit they’re doing the “greeter bump” with each other? I’m highly anticipating
Dina Lohan’s stroke (in every sense of the word).
Jun
02
Posted by IBBB
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I didn’t know Samantha Ronson had a twin sister?
Lindsay is a little teapot. She’s a little freckled teapot. She’s a pale little teapot with freckles. And you know, you know, Sam Rotten is totally going to tip her over and pour her out when Linds gets all steamy. Yeah she will. Yeah she will. She’ll pour Lindsay’s tea in her Freddie Kruger hat. Yeah she will. Yeah she will. Ok, I don’t know what that last one meant.
I don’t know why Lindsay No Pants will never listen to me. She’s always about 2 inches from Freddie Krueger and just doesn’t seem to care that she’s about to get slashed at a moments notice. Anyway, Samantha Rotten and Lindsay No Pants were reunited over the weekend after Lindsay was busy filming more scenes from her upcoming film “Labor Pains” which I hope they change to “Growing Pains” and just hire the actors from the show Growing Pains and call it a day Moving on.
I didn’t know Samantha Ronson had a twin sister?
