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Freddie Kruger Tries to Kill My Little Lohan!
My little Lohan, orangey Lohan, I love to see your horses-mane hair.
Freddie Kruger and Freckly McOrange Freckle were reportedly walk-fighting whilst walking and fighting (hence the name) on the streets of New York City after Freddie Kruger’s sisters fashion show….that Whitney Port also attended. Of course the paparazzi were there to capture each magic moment. While we don’t know exactly what they were saying, I’m going to say the faux-fight went down like this:
Freddie Kruger: I have a “boys-regular” haircut and you have orange tan stains all over you.
Freckly McOrange Freckle: Your Kruger sweater smells like the basement of a church. I’m drunk.
Freddie Kurger: I’m high.
Freckly McOrange Freckle: Let’s be white-trash and fight on the street while we get our picture taken.
Freddie Kruger: I look like I stink like a fish wrapped in a week old newspaper.
Freckly McOrange Freckle: My mom’s a joke.
End scene.
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Get Ready for the Layup Joke of the Day….
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Celebrities are Just Like Us! They Can Smoke in the Airport!
The 2 visions of pure beauty, Lindsay No Pants and Samantha Rotten are back from their tour of the cultural country called Miami. Linds and Sam were in Miami because Sam had to DJ (not Tanner) an event, but just 16 hours later they were heading back to Los Angeles. What a treat. Sam, of course, was dressed in her traditional Freddie Kruger sweater, which you know must have ring-around-the-collar by now. And Lindsay sported the same black leggings that must smell like a cat who’s recently been run over by a 16-seat yellow school bus and left for dead on the side of the road during a summer rain storm.
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Lindsay and Her Little Brother Hit the Beach
I think it’s good that we live in a world where Lindsay Lohan’s little brother can wear a pink bikini on the beach and everyone can be ok with it. I always thought his hair was red, but maybe he dyed it and cut it for the Fall.
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Ne-Yo Thinks Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Suck as Bad as He Originally Figured
R&B singer, Ne-Yo, has apologized for thinking that Lindsay Lohan was going to suck (and not in the good way) while he was producing her single “Bossy.” Personally, I had assumed that the share number of freckles covering ones body somehow negatively impacted ones vocal chords, but apparently I was wrong as well. I’m sorry too Lindsay.
