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My little Lohan, orangey Lohan, I love to see your horses-mane hair.
Freddie Kruger and Freckly McOrange Freckle were reportedly walk-fighting whilst walking and fighting (hence the name) on the streets of New York City after Freddie Kruger’s sisters fashion show….that Whitney Port also attended. Of course the paparazzi were there to capture each magic moment. While we don’t know exactly what they were saying, I’m going to say the faux-fight went down like this:
Freddie Kruger: I have a “boys-regular” haircut and you have orange tan stains all over you.
Freckly McOrange Freckle: Your Kruger sweater smells like the basement of a church. I’m drunk.
Freddie Kurger: I’m high.
Freckly McOrange Freckle: Let’s be white-trash and fight on the street while we get our picture taken.
Freddie Kruger: I look like I stink like a fish wrapped in a week old newspaper.
Freckly McOrange Freckle: My mom’s a joke.
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Heading out to LAX yesterday, Samantha Ronson gets ready to show Lindsay Lohan her box.
Stop me if you heard this before! Tip your waitress!
The 2 visions of pure beauty, Lindsay No Pants and Samantha Rotten are back from their tour of the cultural country called Miami. Linds and Sam were in Miami because Sam had to DJ (not Tanner) an event, but just 16 hours later they were heading back to Los Angeles. What a treat. Sam, of course, was dressed in her traditional Freddie Kruger sweater, which you know must have ring-around-the-collar by now. And Lindsay sported the same black leggings that must smell like a cat who’s recently been run over by a 16-seat yellow school bus and left for dead on the side of the road during a summer rain storm.
I think it’s good that we live in a world where Lindsay Lohan’s little brother can wear a pink bikini on the beach and everyone can be ok with it. I always thought his hair was red, but maybe he dyed it and cut it for the Fall.
Lindsay No Pants and her lady friend, Samantha Rotten, enjoyed a little sun, sand, and made alleged muff castles on the beach in sunny Mexico. I wonder if they ran into Aniston whilst on vacation on Mexico? Hopefully if they did they asked her if the Friends are really friends.
Either way, it’s nice to see Sammy in a little pink bikini with a rainbow shooting out of her DJ spinning ass. I always assumed it would be that way.
R&B singer, Ne-Yo, has apologized for thinking that Lindsay Lohan was going to suck (and not in the good way) while he was producing her single “Bossy.” Personally, I had assumed that the share number of freckles covering ones body somehow negatively impacted ones vocal chords, but apparently I was wrong as well. I’m sorry too Lindsay.
According to an MTV report
, Ne-Yo has said, “Straight up and down I thought it was gonna suck. I was like, Lindsay Lohan are you joking? Are you serious? What the hell am I going to do for Lindsay Lohan? I took it as a challenge. And we put together a record for her. It’s a quality record. One that I didn’t think she was going to be able to pull off. Again, I will admit that. Straight up and down. I had to eat my words. I tried to call her and apologize for the assumption.”
Yeah. Straight up and down. What the hell does that mean? And what does he mean he “tried” to call her and apologize. Did he apologize or not? Perhaps his phone broke while he was dialing. It happens.
Anyfreckle, the photos above are recently take of Linds and Samantha Rotten shopping around Malibu. Sam tries to hit as many lesbian stereotypes she can by sporting her little boys haircut and wearing a red flannel shirt…..in the summer…..because that makes sense. Take a bath!