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Wow, time flies when you’re old. Dora the Explorer has officially turned 10. Only 8 more years ’til she’s legal. Woo hoooo! My niece loves Dora and, therefore, so do I. My younger niece is only starting to experience Dora so I feel like I’m in it for the long haul. No joke, my 3 year old niece taught me, last weekend, what “hicimos” translated to in English and even gave me a few examples. She’s a genius and, well, I guess Dora’s not so bad either.
Selma Hayek helped out Nickelodeon’s Dora the Explorer 10th Anniversary Celebration at Nick’s Animation Studio yesterday afternoon. Selma took a few minutes to read a Dora book to the crowd which, I hate to say, was probably a little annoying to listen to.
Rule #4,742: “If you are gaining weight due to pregnancy or other circumstances (you enjoy Devil Dogs), please stay away from clothes that make you look like a life size piece of fruit (i.e a blueberry).
Please note, this rule does not apply if you happen to be dressed as a piece of fruit, intentionally, in a Fruit of the Loom commercial. Pencils down. Class dismissed.
“Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child.”
So much for those Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz lesbian rumors. Thanks a lot “Francois.” I have no clue who this guy is. After doing a little Google research I learned the following about him in Forbes Magazine:
- He’s 69 years old
- Citizen of France
- Married with 3 Children (??)
- High-School drop out (sweet)
- Majority shareholder of luxury goods powerhouse PPR (Gucci, Balenciaga, and Stella McCartney)
- Currently a billionaire
- Named the 74th richest person in the world in 2006 by Forbes Magazine
So…maybe those Penelope Cruz/Salma Hayek rumors are true! Congratulations to being with child and getting married in no particular order.