More Mindless Stories on ‘ryan phillippe’
Mar
14
14
Ryan Phillippe Mocks the Poor & Starving
Ryan Phillippe mocks the poor and starving children of the world by throwing half eaten hamburgers at them. Either that, or he’s trying to help them by literally giving them his food. That’s nice. Actually Ryan was being photographed by X17 Online when he lost his shiz-nit and threw his hamburger (rather poorly) at one of the photographers. Maybe he was just sharing?
There have been rumors that Ryan and Ashlee Simpson have been hooking up recently after they both were forced to sit next to each other at Les Deux, the LA club, earlier this month. The two apparently hit it off and an random drunken source said, “Ashlee was really excited, you could tell she had a huge crush on him.”
Hopefully if this is true Ashlee likes hamburgers being thrown at her face. Something tells me that she does.
Nov
01
01
Ryan Phillippe Wins the Lottery
Dude, this guy is so set for life. If and when he and Reese Witherspoon go through with the divorce he is going to be set for life and he doesn’t have to deal with her douche bag attitude anymore AND he may even already be cheating with Abbie Cornish. I may not have been to Vegas in a while, but I’m also positive that “cherry, cherry, cherry” equals jackpot! Some people are saying that he’s making a terrible mistake. I say he’s brilliant. Imagine having to listen to Reese on her soapbox all day long? It’s got to be mind numbing. If I were him the first thing I would do would be immediately stop working. I’d also increase the amount of alcohol I drink and even partake in a little online gambling. With the money he’s going to get there really aren’t any other reasonable options. Now that Whitney Houston is off the drugs I’m sure that there’s a ton of extra coke on the street. He should try a little of that too, but don’t spend it all in one place. No word yet who well get custody of the kids….or Resse’s chin.
