More Mindless Stories on ‘rihanna’
Jan
11
11
Rihanna SideBoob Friday!
Happy Rihanna SideBoob Friday! It’s kinda like Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, but for degenerate skanks. You’re welcome. Anyway, Rihanna (insert tired umbrella joke here ___) was going right to skank in the recent issue of FHM magazine, but I believe it’s for the FHM in Germany. Hell it could be the Canadian edition….I have no idea and I don’t see color. How come in the last photo it looks like they photoshopped in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass onto Rihanna’s chest? Me gusta photoshop.
In other Rihanna news, have you ever wondered what songs she likes to work out to? I know, me either, but I’m going to tell you anyway because if I don’t then this post was just to show off a little Rihanna sideboob, assboob, and foreheadboob. Here is goes:
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Party Like a Rockstar – Shop Boyz
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Beautiful Girls – Sean Kingston
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Wall to Wall – Chris Brown
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Do It – TI
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SOS – Rihanna
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Break it Off – Rihanna
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Umbrella – Rihanna
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Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna
I’m not joking about the last 4. She actually said her own songs. Awesome. If I were to work out here are the songs I would want:
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I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston
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I Will Always Love You – Dolly Parton
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Ave Maria – Mormon Tabernacle Choir
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Three Times a Lady – The Commodores
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Ebony and Ivory – Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney
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Waiting For Tonight – Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx
Those songs really get my heart rate going!
Aug
07
07
Is Rihanna a Booze Hound??
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Rihanna was hobbling throughout NYC over the weekend and while some are saying she hurt her ankle others are wondering why she looks like she’ wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet. Oh, and by “others” I actually mean “just me.” I’m totally hoping that Rihanna is a major booze hound and is being forced to wear this bracelet. Prior to this I thought Rihanna was just ok. Sure “Umbrella” is catchy and who doesn’t like a little “SOS” from time to time, but now that I’m assuming she has a problem with alcohol I think she is prettier, more talented, funnier, and overall just a better person. I’d like to see her slurring her words and falling into the street. Hot.
Jun
11
11
Rihanna Kinda Sings, Covers Forehead
Posted by IBBB
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While Paris was moments away from being brought back to the slammer, Rihanna was at The Today Show in NYC “performing” a few of her songs. Ok, so I use the term “performing” loosely. I was actually there when Rihanna was “singing” and professionally took the above pictures. Brilliant, I know. Anyway, Rihanna comes out and, for some reason, sings “SOS” twice. Maybe one was a warm up? Who cares. Regardless, I was a bit surprised how good she sounded and by “good” I actually mean “exactly like the radio version.” I’m not saying she was lip-syncing, but I am saying that when she put her mic down a few times her voice kept on going. When Rihanna sang “Umbrella, ella ella eh eh” it sounded a little too “good” as well. Although, when she busted out “Murderer” she absolutely was singing without a little “help.” I couldn’t get any pictures of her singing “Umbrella” because people at The Today Show passed out umbrellas for people to twirl while Rihanna sang. No joke, they would make you promise to twirl before they gave you an umbrella. No thanks.
It is great to see Rihanna with her bowl-cut-mullet. It really covers her forehead…or “fivehead” as my friend Dave says (thanks!).
May
29
29
Rihanna’s Forehead Performs "Umbrella"
Posted by IBBB
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Rihanna’s forehead was performing “Umbrella” at The Dome 42 and I think, I think she forgot her pants. Although, I’m not complaining, I guess I just don’t understand where one would find an outfit like this? Also, is it multiple pieces of clothing or just one net that she tosses over her head (and forehead)? Regardless, the “no pants plan” must be working well for her as she is still #1 on the UK charts for week number 2. She may be onto something. I’m going to try out the “no pants plan.” I’ll be attending work this week without pants. I’ll let you know if I get that promotion.Jan
29
29
Rihanna, the Next Mariah Carey?
Posted by IBBB
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Rihanna was “performing” at Cardiff International Arena just the other night and she was certainly excelling at her signature moves that include, but are not limited to, the “pop out the ass,” “100% spread eagle,” and the “pop out the ass while performing a 100% spread eagle.” Now these are tricky moves, my friends, these are tricky moves. Is it just me or is Rhianna training for the Mariah Carey Olympics? Either way, I say good for her. 
