Couples Who Workout Together…

What’s that saying? Couples who workout together are losers? Oh wait, or is it couples who workout together are technically 2 bitches? Either way, I’ve had enough of these two. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught leaving a private yoga class in Santa Monica the other day. Seriously, what couple exercises together? I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about Reese that makes me feel like she just sucks the life out of everyone around her. And I know everyone loves Reese Witherspoon, but I think she wreaks of day old douche.

As a sidenote, from the looks of what Jake is wearing with his short shorts and socks and sandals, I’m pretty sure he’s offended every Asian tourist that walks around NYC. All that was missing was the camera around his neck. Oh who cares. I own it.

Anyway, everyone still wants to know if Jake and Reese are really a couple of just friends? I say, who the hell cares. Either they’re dating and doing yoga together or friends and doing yoga together. Regardless they should both get a few rounds on the electric chair for being boring.

Jake Gyllenhaal Pushes Pregnant Lady

Even I think it’s bad to push a pregnant lady…even if she’s walking really slow in front of your car and you’re trying to get to work. Ooops, have I said to much? Clearly Jake is not pushing a pregnant lady, it’s just Reese Witherspoon pretending to be a pregnant lady. It’s called “acting” people. Relax.

According to “Ok! Magazine” via TMZ via FlyNetOnline and presented to you from IBBB, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon may be dating. They’ve been seen going to and from each others houses together and even hotel rooms. Skanks! These two crazy kids are in an upcoming movie together. I’m not sure what the movie and called and I’m too tired to look it up so let’s just assume it’s going to be a romantic comedy about a miserable single mother who falls in love with her wild and crazy next door neighbor. Either way, I’ll never see it. Ever.

Reese, Can You Hear Me Now? Good

Reese Witherspoon is getting tired of hearing about the rumor of a relationship with her an her co-star, Jake Gyllenhaal, so she decided to ban the use of all cell phones on the set of her new movie, “Rendition.”

One random source said, “Reese doesn’t want any rumors about her and Jake.” Uh, I don’t think that makes Reese a good decision maker, as much as it makes her a bit of a douche bag. I said it before and I’ll say it again….she kinda seems like a douche. The only people that should be able to ban the use of cell phones in the work place are people who work for Naomi Campbell.

Ryan Phillippe Wins the Lottery

Dude, this guy is so set for life. If and when he and Reese Witherspoon go through with the divorce he is going to be set for life and he doesn’t have to deal with her douche bag attitude anymore AND he may even already be cheating with Abbie Cornish. I may not have been to Vegas in a while, but I’m also positive that “cherry, cherry, cherry” equals jackpot! Some people are saying that he’s making a terrible mistake. I say he’s brilliant. Imagine having to listen to Reese on her soapbox all day long? It’s got to be mind numbing. If I were him the first thing I would do would be immediately stop working. I’d also increase the amount of alcohol I drink and even partake in a little online gambling. With the money he’s going to get there really aren’t any other reasonable options. Now that Whitney Houston is off the drugs I’m sure that there’s a ton of extra coke on the street. He should try a little of that too, but don’t spend it all in one place. No word yet who well get custody of the kids….or Resse’s chin.

Reese Kinda Seems Like a Douche

I’m sure I’m in the minority of people who seem to think that Reese Witherspoon kinda seems like a douche, but I do. Every time I see her on some award show or interview she always seems to have that “pissed off” look about her…kinda like she pretends she isn’t any different because she’s famous, but deep down she knows she’s better than us? She’s always like, “I’m a strong woman, blah blah blah.” Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking strong women, just her. Reese always seems to be on a permanent soap box. I mean, didn’t she get pregnant and then have to get married? Even though there isn’t anything wrong with that, I’m just saying…

Reese was with her servant/husband Ryan Phillippe yesterday at the NYC premiere of his movie “Flag of Our Fathers.” When Fox News sat down to interview Reese the other day about her new movie, “Rendition” it was mentioned that she was the lead woman in the movie to which Reese replied, “…where are all the real women in movies? Have you noticed they’re just not there?” Oh please. What the hell is she talking about? Maybe she hasn’t heard of a few women named Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Carmen Electra…? Oh wait, I get it now. Good point. Off your soapbox please!