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“About Face” by Scott Barnes Launch Party Brings Out the Randoms

With Oprah peacing out next year right before the world ends and Tyra Banks following closely behind, Wendy Williams is just about all we have left in the future of talk shows.  Sure Ellen is doing great, but how much longer can we watch an hour long commercial for everything Ellen has endorsement deals for or “wants to do?”  5? 10 more years?  Anyhowyoudoin’,  Wendy Williams may in fact look the best she ever had while she at the book launch party for Scott Barnes’ “About Face” at the Hotel Gansevoort in the Meat Packing District of NYC last night.

“About Face” has been released with two different covers, one for the US and one for the UK.  Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is on the cover of one of the books and I’ll let you guess which one. Spoiler Alert: Not the US version. Uh-oh!  The book shows the “amazing transformations using the secrets of the top celebrity makeup artist, Scott Barnes.”  Apparently you need a book about this, so, uh, go read it?  Look at it?  Draw it?  I have no idea.  All I know is that I love the Hotel Gansevoort, especially they’re rooftop deck in the Spring/Summer.  Can’t wait.

This book party brought out a random mix of celebrities (who you can check out below) like Jennifer Lopez who is rumored to be in an episode of Glee next year (hopefully not “singing”), Kelly Rowland who just signed a new record deal with Universal/Motown, Cheyenne Jackson from 30 Rock, and LuAnn de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York City (new season starting up in March).

Happy Birthday Kristy Swanson! Ok, Yup, Uh-Huh, Happy Birthday. Yeah. What? Ok…Alright. Yup, Have a Good One. Alrighty, I, I Gotta Go. Ok, I’ll Definitely Do That. Ok, See You on Celebrity Rehab. Ba-Bye.

I think the title speaks for itself.

Kristy Swanson celebrated the big 4-0 at LAX Nightclub in the Luxor Hotel in Vegas the other night with some close family and friends.  Actually, I have no idea who she celebrated with.  I just assumed.  All I know is that I am hypnotized by the hair on the woman on the left.  I thought it was Debi Mazar’s character, Sandy, from Goodfella’s.  You know what?  Let’s just pretend it is.

The NBC Winter Press Tour: A Cast of Randoms

I love when there are a bunch of random celebrities at the same place all at the same time.  It’s like a mind cluster gang bang for my little useless brain.  The event that drew all these randoms together was the NBC Universal Winter Press Tour and afterparty which was held at the Langham Huntington Hotel in sunny Los Angeles (that’s in California!) the other day.

Everyone was out promoting the pants off their own shows and some were there to just make sure they got a little extra attention from the photographers (ahem, Dean McDermott).  I made sure to select the photos of the all the people that I’d like to have over for dinner (or “supper” depending on your age) all in the same night.  This is the crew I came up with.

Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation), Dean McDermott (to ask him if he broke is arm trying to steal Tori’s money out of her safe), Danny Pudi (Community),  Kate Flannery (The Office), Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation), Brett Michaels (Celebrity Apprentice), Shawn Robinson (Access Hollywood), Tori Spelling (strictly to have us reenact Ray Pruit throwing her down the stairs), and Monica Potter (Parenth00d – I have no idea who she is).

Our dinner would consist of roast beef sandwiches and Snapple iced tea.  For dessert, Bud Light Lime.  And we’d all play the game, “Never Have I Ever” and would drink every time “we have.”  I’m going to send out the E-vite now.

It Worked! Kate Gosselin’s New Hair Makes Me Like Her Better! I Kid, I Still Hate Her.

Hey there random cities in middle America!  All your prayers worked because your idol, Kate Gosselin is starting 2010 off on the right foot!  No, she’s not going into hiding and being a full-time mother to her children, she got a new haircut!  That’s right.  You made fun of that old porcupine that was raping her scalp over the past few years and, well, now look what you did.  You made her magically grow new hair for a People Magazine photo shoot.  I hope you’re happy.  Now what are we going to make fun of her over?  Her 22 foot wide gentlemen greeter?  Doubtful.

It took celebrity hairstylist, Ted Gibson (biological father of Debbie Gibson) 20 hours to glue hair to Kate’s old spikes, but according to Kate she thinks it’s worth it.  Kate’s hair told People, “It’s good to have hair again.  I know this will be more upkeep than my old look, but I’m ready for it!”

Yes, Kate, it is nice to have hair again.  Ok you all done now?  Bye?

Senator Anthony Galluccio: Why I Love Being From Massachusetts!

IBBB typically doesn’t like to get political as I can’t learn about politics from reality shows, but once in a while I can’t help it.  When Massachusetts senator, Anthony Galluccio, was involved in a hit-and-run with a 13 year old boy, a judge ordered him to 6-months of home confinement, not to drink alcohol, and pass breathe tests after he plead guilty to the hit-and-run.  Well three days into his “sentencing” Anthony Galluccio failed an alcohol breathalyzer test and…wait for it….wait for it….blamed it on the toothpaste that he used that day.

Not only did he blame his failure of the test on the toothpaste, but he actually had an expert on the matter appear in court and try to plead/justify his case.  The judge did not believe this claim and has now forced Anthony Galluccio to report to actual prison for 1 full year.  No more home confinement for him!  Donkey.

I love being from MA!  Sully, get the Colgate!  It’s gonna get us wicked pissah drunk!

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