More Mindless Stories on ‘random celebrities’
Sure people said Andrew Dice Clay, Danny Zuko, and Ralph Macchio but I knew there was someone else the whole time. That “someone else” you ask? Rizzo that Rat, of course. Of course. Of course!
Sometimes it’s nice to find a random mix of celebrities all at the same event. Sometimes it’s not. This is one of those times. Al Roker, Kelly Bensimon, Kellie Pickler, and Mike Myers were just some of the random celebrities who came together to wear a kilt and show their support at the 8th Annual “Dressed to Kilt” Charity Fashion Show presented by Glenfiddich at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York City the other day.
Money raised from this fashion show will go towards the Wounded Warrior Project, the Paralyzed Veterans of America, and the Erskine Hospital in Scotland. All great causes, all random celebrities.
Uh. So, these two got married over the weekend. Really? What? Andrew Shue from Melrose Place and Amy Robach from Weekend Today (The bastard step child of the Today Show) tied the knot in NYC at The Lighthouse at Chelsea Piers. I don’t think I should have known that these two were even doing nasty boom boom to each other, but I’m kind of surprised I didn’t know that these two were doing nasty boom boom to each other. Apparently they met at a book signing party last April, got engaged in September, and now married in February. How many months does it take to have a baby? I’m not good with math. Eh, who cares. Although one thing I learned from this is that I would like to learn more about the sex lives of all the “newscasters” on the Today Show. Yeah I’m talking to you Hoda Kotbe! I don’t need to find out from People Magazine that you got married to David Lander at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square over the weekend!
I won’t even come close to mentioning the almost Betty White camel toe as I suspect the same thing happens if you see the Devil’s face. You immediately combust. Anycobwebs, a Facebook group is trying their best to get Betty White to host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live.
At the time of this posting there are 11,200 fans who also seem to share this same interest. It must be nice to have goals and meaning in life. The group continuously mentions that she is now 80 years old, so apparently, they’re trying to get this booked onto her schedule before she races Rue McClanahan to the pearly white gates of Heaven.
If you you want to join the group, click here. I’m sure the big-wigs at SNL scan Facebook groups to see who they should book next so, remember, your vote counts. As a side note I’d like to work for The Soup and host it so, well, feel free to start up a Facebook group so that I can accomplish this. Thanks.
Nicole Eggert, in a formal Aubrey O’Day red carpet pose, let us all know she was still alive by hosting a Pre-Celebrity Fit Club party at TABU Lounge in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas over the weekend. Seriously, TABU lets anyone host an event there. I’m going to toss my name in the ring.
Anycalories, Nicole Eggert, everyones favorite hot sister from Charles In Change and later Baywatch, is also a “contestant” on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club also commonly known as “The Show For Those Who Can’t Get on Dancing With the Star.” Sure she doesn’t look super thin, but it looks like she could just go to the gym for a week and call it a day. Eh, everyone needs to work. Along with Nicole, other cast members include Kevin Federline, Bobby Brown, Shar Jackson, Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), Tanisha Thomas (Bad Girls Club), and KayCeeStroh (High School Musical). You can check out their last attempt at fame on Feb 8th at 9pm on VH1.