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Random Celebrities Wearing Kilts

Sometimes it’s nice to find a random mix of celebrities all at the same event.  Sometimes it’s not.  This is one of those times.  Al Roker, Kelly Bensimon, Kellie Pickler, and Mike Myers were just some of the random celebrities who came together to wear a kilt and show their support at the 8th Annual “Dressed to Kilt” Charity Fashion Show presented by Glenfiddich at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York City the other day.

Money raised from this fashion show will go towards the Wounded Warrior Project, the Paralyzed Veterans of America, and the Erskine Hospital in Scotland.  All great causes, all random celebrities.

In “Huh? What?” News…

Uh.  So, these two got married over the weekend.  Really?  What?  Andrew Shue from Melrose Place and Amy Robach from Weekend Today (The bastard step child of the Today Show) tied the knot in NYC at The Lighthouse at Chelsea Piers.  I don’t think I should have known that these two were even doing nasty boom boom to each other, but I’m kind of surprised I didn’t know that these two were doing nasty boom boom to each other.  Apparently they met at a book signing party last April, got engaged in September, and now married in February.  How many months does it take to have a baby?  I’m not good with math.  Eh, who cares.  Although one thing I learned from this is that I would like to learn more about the sex lives of all the “newscasters” on the Today Show.  Yeah I’m talking to you Hoda Kotbe!  I don’t need to find out from People Magazine that you got married to David Lander at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square over the weekend!

Fan Group Trying to Get Betty White to Host Saturday Night Live (SNL)

I won’t even come close to mentioning the almost Betty White camel toe as I suspect the same thing happens if you see the Devil’s face.  You immediately combust.  Anycobwebs, a Facebook group is trying their best to get Betty White to host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live.

At the time of this posting there are 11,200 fans who also seem to share this same interest.  It must be nice to have goals and meaning in life.  The group continuously mentions that she is now 80 years old, so apparently, they’re trying to get this booked onto her schedule before she races Rue McClanahan to the pearly white gates of Heaven.

If you you want to join the group, click here.  I’m sure the big-wigs at SNL scan Facebook groups to see who they should book next so, remember, your vote counts.  As a side note I’d like to work for The Soup and host it so, well, feel free to start up a Facebook group so that I can accomplish this.  Thanks.

So Nicole Eggert is Still Alive. That’s Good.

Nicole Eggert, in a formal Aubrey O’Day red carpet pose, let us all know she was still alive by hosting a Pre-Celebrity Fit Club party at TABU Lounge in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas over the weekend.  Seriously, TABU lets anyone host an event there.  I’m going to toss my name in the ring.

Anycalories, Nicole Eggert, everyones favorite hot sister from Charles In Change and later Baywatch, is also a “contestant” on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club also commonly known as “The Show For Those Who Can’t Get on Dancing With the Star.”    Sure she doesn’t look super thin, but it looks like she could just go to the gym for a week and call it a day.  Eh, everyone needs to work.  Along with Nicole, other cast members include Kevin Federline, Bobby Brown, Shar Jackson, Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), Tanisha Thomas (Bad Girls Club), and KayCeeStroh (High School Musical).  You can check out their last attempt at fame on Feb 8th at 9pm on VH1.

“About Face” by Scott Barnes Launch Party Brings Out the Randoms

With Oprah peacing out next year right before the world ends and Tyra Banks following closely behind, Wendy Williams is just about all we have left in the future of talk shows.  Sure Ellen is doing great, but how much longer can we watch an hour long commercial for everything Ellen has endorsement deals for or “wants to do?”  5? 10 more years?  Anyhowyoudoin’,  Wendy Williams may in fact look the best she ever had while she at the book launch party for Scott Barnes’ “About Face” at the Hotel Gansevoort in the Meat Packing District of NYC last night.

“About Face” has been released with two different covers, one for the US and one for the UK.  Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is on the cover of one of the books and I’ll let you guess which one. Spoiler Alert: Not the US version. Uh-oh!  The book shows the “amazing transformations using the secrets of the top celebrity makeup artist, Scott Barnes.”  Apparently you need a book about this, so, uh, go read it?  Look at it?  Draw it?  I have no idea.  All I know is that I love the Hotel Gansevoort, especially they’re rooftop deck in the Spring/Summer.  Can’t wait.

This book party brought out a random mix of celebrities (who you can check out below) like Jennifer Lopez who is rumored to be in an episode of Glee next year (hopefully not “singing”), Kelly Rowland who just signed a new record deal with Universal/Motown, Cheyenne Jackson from 30 Rock, and LuAnn de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York City (new season starting up in March).

Happy Birthday Kristy Swanson! Ok, Yup, Uh-Huh, Happy Birthday. Yeah. What? Ok…Alright. Yup, Have a Good One. Alrighty, I, I Gotta Go. Ok, I’ll Definitely Do That. Ok, See You on Celebrity Rehab. Ba-Bye.

I think the title speaks for itself.

Kristy Swanson celebrated the big 4-0 at LAX Nightclub in the Luxor Hotel in Vegas the other night with some close family and friends.  Actually, I have no idea who she celebrated with.  I just assumed.  All I know is that I am hypnotized by the hair on the woman on the left.  I thought it was Debi Mazar’s character, Sandy, from Goodfella’s.  You know what?  Let’s just pretend it is.

The NBC Winter Press Tour: A Cast of Randoms

I love when there are a bunch of random celebrities at the same place all at the same time.  It’s like a mind cluster gang bang for my little useless brain.  The event that drew all these randoms together was the NBC Universal Winter Press Tour and afterparty which was held at the Langham Huntington Hotel in sunny Los Angeles (that’s in California!) the other day.

Everyone was out promoting the pants off their own shows and some were there to just make sure they got a little extra attention from the photographers (ahem, Dean McDermott).  I made sure to select the photos of the all the people that I’d like to have over for dinner (or “supper” depending on your age) all in the same night.  This is the crew I came up with.

Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation), Dean McDermott (to ask him if he broke is arm trying to steal Tori’s money out of her safe), Danny Pudi (Community),  Kate Flannery (The Office), Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation), Brett Michaels (Celebrity Apprentice), Shawn Robinson (Access Hollywood), Tori Spelling (strictly to have us reenact Ray Pruit throwing her down the stairs), and Monica Potter (Parenth00d – I have no idea who she is).

Our dinner would consist of roast beef sandwiches and Snapple iced tea.  For dessert, Bud Light Lime.  And we’d all play the game, “Never Have I Ever” and would drink every time “we have.”  I’m going to send out the E-vite now.

It Worked! Kate Gosselin’s New Hair Makes Me Like Her Better! I Kid, I Still Hate Her.

Hey there random cities in middle America!  All your prayers worked because your idol, Kate Gosselin is starting 2010 off on the right foot!  No, she’s not going into hiding and being a full-time mother to her children, she got a new haircut!  That’s right.  You made fun of that old porcupine that was raping her scalp over the past few years and, well, now look what you did.  You made her magically grow new hair for a People Magazine photo shoot.  I hope you’re happy.  Now what are we going to make fun of her over?  Her 22 foot wide gentlemen greeter?  Doubtful.

It took celebrity hairstylist, Ted Gibson (biological father of Debbie Gibson) 20 hours to glue hair to Kate’s old spikes, but according to Kate she thinks it’s worth it.  Kate’s hair told People, “It’s good to have hair again.  I know this will be more upkeep than my old look, but I’m ready for it!”

Yes, Kate, it is nice to have hair again.  Ok you all done now?  Bye?

Senator Anthony Galluccio: Why I Love Being From Massachusetts!

IBBB typically doesn’t like to get political as I can’t learn about politics from reality shows, but once in a while I can’t help it.  When Massachusetts senator, Anthony Galluccio, was involved in a hit-and-run with a 13 year old boy, a judge ordered him to 6-months of home confinement, not to drink alcohol, and pass breathe tests after he plead guilty to the hit-and-run.  Well three days into his “sentencing” Anthony Galluccio failed an alcohol breathalyzer test and…wait for it….wait for it….blamed it on the toothpaste that he used that day.

Not only did he blame his failure of the test on the toothpaste, but he actually had an expert on the matter appear in court and try to plead/justify his case.  The judge did not believe this claim and has now forced Anthony Galluccio to report to actual prison for 1 full year.  No more home confinement for him!  Donkey.

I love being from MA!  Sully, get the Colgate!  It’s gonna get us wicked pissah drunk!

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Lisa Love: Forever in Our Hearts

 

I’m not sure why I titled that like she’s dead when, in fact, Lisa Love is alive and kicking and refusing to show us any teeth whatsoever.  An IBBB reader sent me this touching photo of my old crush from The Hills who “played the role” of Lauren Conrad’s and Whitney Port’s boss at Teen Vogue.  For me, Lisa Loveless was the original Kelly Cutrone but, well, it was time to move on and, so, I did.  I’m typing all of this with a British accent, by the way.  Lisa may be best known for coining the phrase in which she said to LC, “You’ll always be known as the girl who didn’t go to Paris” and, well, she was kinda wrong because to me LC will always be known as the girl who quit The Hills and refused to take care of that pesky mustache.

Anyway, Lisa Love attended “The World in Vogue: The Oscar de la Renta Book Signing” with a man whom I orignally assumed was Leon from “Roseanne,” but apparently is actually Harnish Bowles.  I don’t know what those two words mean.

Why Does Jesse McCartney Always Look Like a Wax Statue? More Importantly, Why Do I Know Who Jesse McCartney Is?!

 

 

 

I don’t have much to say on this except any time I see a photo of Jesse McCartney I always think they’re showing a wax statue at Madame Tussauds…but, sadly, they never are.  And I always thought this kid was like 14, but he’s suffering from a case of the “Lauren Conrad Youth Eye Wrinkles” and a disturbing bout of “Hilary Duff Capped Teeth.”  However, what scares more than any of these things is the fact that I actually know who he is.  I think he sings.  I think he spanks Aubrey O’Day in front of the paparazzi late at night.  I think he’s also someone called “Zac Efron.”  I also think he spends some time in a band where he takes a vow to never put his penis near anyone until he’s married.  Correct me if I’m wrong with any of this, but I. Don’t. Think. I. Am.

Anywax, Jesse McCartney attended “Variety’s 3rd Annual Power Youth Event” in sunny Los Angeles over the weekend.  Los Angeles is in California for those of you who fall in the 4 – 7 years old category who found this blog via Google when your mother was in the other room making lunch.  Oh, and if that’s the case it’s important that you know that Elmo actually typed this.  Then he OD’d.

The Tiger Woods Story is Already Turning Into “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ For Me.

I’m already over it and not covering it.  That is all. Actually, I just want to say that I bet his wife is really bat-sh*t crazy.  Ok that is all.

Katie Couric Drunk Dancing? I’m Officially Switching to the CBS News!

I can finally check #167 off of my Bucket List:  See Pictures of Katie Couric Allegedly Drunk Dancing.  Check!  A site that I’d like to work for, although they’ll have nothing to do with me, have posted these glorious pictures of Katie Couric dancing-up-a-shit-storm on the dance floor, apparently, at the CBS Evening News after-party when she debuted as their new anchor back in 2006. I mean, they almost look like something I would photoshop, but I’ll go with it…

Is it wrong that I’ve printed out all five of these pictures and flip through them like a cartoon-book with a black-light on all whilst listening to “Brick House.”  That’s normal, right?  I’m really torn if I prefer “Action Couric” bent over or “Action Couric” hiking up her skirt.  Hmmm.  Perhaps I’ll go with “Action Couric” getting ready to bust out the “z-snap.” 

Now if Katie could just have a dance-off somewhere in the Middle East, I gaurentee Bin Laden would pop out of his cave for a rendition of “Come on Eileen” or “Cotton-Eye-Joe.”  It’s worth a shot.

               

Ramona Singer: Let’s Get Ramona on the IBBB More Often

You know who we never discuss enough?  Ramona Singer.  Good old Ramona.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I like her.  I do.  I want to have some beers with her and then go knock over a 7-11.  I think she’d be into that.  I feel like she’d back the car up right through the 7-11 front windows and then I’d toss the Slurpee machine into her trunk and then we’d go back to her NYC mansion and have Slurpee’s and vodka.  Yeah, she’d be like that kind of friend to me.

Anyway, Ramona showed up to the premiere of “New York, I Love You” in New York City the other night.  She’s looking like a hotter version of Kathy Lee Gifford and, well, that’s just all kinds of wrong.  But you know what?  Ramon Singer, I Love You.  Keep looking young and hot and still be a little bit crazy-train because, at the end of the day, that’s what’s important. 

Oh, and I want to dance with her.  Dance and drink Slurpee’s and vodka.  Someone make this happen.

Which Random Fauxlebrities Attended the 7th Annual World Poker Tour?

Ricki Lake

William Hung


Shanna Moakler


CariDee English

I love seeing fauxlebrities.  It’s way more fun than seeing Lohan and crew out and about.  I also like seeing fauxlebrities all in one place because it immediately gets me up to speed on who’s dead and who’s alive.  For example, Ricki Lake….not dead.  Who knew?  America’s Next Top Model worst winner to date, CariDee English…..not dead.  Who knew?  Is it bad that I wished that I could hear William Hung say CariDee English’s name out loud?  It’s like 3 games in 1.  What a treat.

All these randoms attended and played at the 7th Annual World Poker Tour in LA over the weekend.  (Insert the obligatory) Poker? I hardly know her!

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