More Mindless Stories on ‘queen latifah’
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This Time Last Year: Victoria Beckham Hugs Queen Latifah Like She Could Catch "Fat"
Happy Friday and welcome back to everyone’s favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with Poshtoria Spice and Queen Latifah…this time last year…
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Queen Latifah and the Hog. Same Thing?
Easy, breezy, beautiful. Covergirl. A covergirl that’s built like a brick shit house, without windows, and extra bricks….and shit. Queen Latifah strapped on her Snoopy piloting goggles and helmet and got ready to ride her hog the same way a bear takes a dump in the woods….hot and heavy. Queenie made sure to pull over, though, to make a phone call on her cell. I assume she’s calling Jenny. Ahhhh Queen Latifah! She’s like a delicate oriental flower.
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Now, is Queen Latifah’s Phone Working?
Hey there ‘Tifah. Quick question. Now when you’re calling Jenny is anyone actually answering? Because if it just keeps ringing and ringing I would either check the number and try your call again or I would just leave a message and have Jenny call you back. Don’t feel slighted. We live in a fat ass nation and Jenny has a lot of calls to return.
Queen Latifah was spending a little downtime in South Beach, Florida the other day with her personal trainer. One part of me wants to keep making easy fat jokes, but then the other part of me says, you know what….good for her. I am also grateful that Queenie went for the one piece instead of the two piece…..but from the looks of it, it looks like she still can’t put down the six piece. Holy shit I’m on fire. Ok, ok, Queen Latifah rules (some land, apparently) and I like people who put themselves out there and are comfortable in their own skin. Their own thick, thick skin.
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Victoria Beckham Hugs Queen Latifah Like She Could Catch "Fat"
What a fun celebrity world is must be. Poshtoria and David Beckham were doing a little shopping (because clearly they don’t already have enough stuff) at the high-end “H Lorenzo” in West Hollywood when they ran into Queen Latifah. Poshtoria and Queen Latifah semi-awkwardly embraced. I seriously think that Poshtoria thought she could “catch fat” from Queen Latifah if she hugged her too tight. I mean, there was a study that just came out that said that obesity could be contagious. Maybe she heard about that? Perhaps she thought Latifah would break her in two. I think a firm hand-shake and a “ta” would have been enough for the British. Oh well, I continue to learn each and every day. 20
Queen Latifah Shows Tyra Banks What It Means to Be Fat in a Swimsuit
Look, I don’t care that Queen Latifah isn’t in a size 4. I don’t care that Queen Latifah is in a swimsuit and it photographed. I’m not one of those people who think that only thin people should go swimming. I say “wear it like it’s your last time wearing it…..because you could be harpooned any minute now.” No really, good for her. Really. I do care about this one particular photo because Queen Latifah really “one-up’d” Tyra Banks from just a few months ago. My prediction is that Tyra Banks will never allow another famous woman to be bigger than her in a swimsuit. Tyra will invite Queen Latifah onto her show to discuss this photo. Tyra will allow Queen Latifah to say 14 words and Tyra will take the rest of the hour to talk about when “she” was photographed in her swimsuit.
