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So I just finished chiseling the skid marks out of my underwear. Who’s watching Paranormal State and, more importantly, who’s seen this weeks episode of the chick from Illinois who was possessed and needed an exorcism? Holy hell! I literally was awake for hours after watching Monday nights episode.
So here’s the deal. This random 26 year old chick was being literally terrorized basically by Satan himself. She was almost drowned and raped (by a ghost) in her bathtub. She has things written on her. And finally she has convulsions when someone pours holy water on her. Half of these things are filmed.
They say that people can do things that open up evil directly into their lives. Some say it can actually start by getting certain tattoos. This made me think. I don’t have any tattoos, but this blog is basically the portal to hell. And now I’m scared to death.
While I’m a dude, I still don’t want to get raped in my bathtub by the ghost of Patsy Cline or something. I don’t know why I thought of her, but I did. I mean, maybe I’d go to second base with the ghost of Patsy Cline, but I’m not going all the way with her. I joke because I’m terrified.
My favorite Psychic Kids psychic, Chip, was called to the house to see if he could feel or hear anything. Holy crap. Basically every room he went into all he heard was someone yelling obscenities at him. I assume in my case I’ll also be haunted by the ghost of Sam Kinison. Being yelled at by Sam Kinison and raped by Patsy Cline is not my idea of a good night.
They then have to call in an actual priest to perform an exorcism on this chick that literally takes hours and hours and hours. The girls voice keeps changing and “the devil” tries to trick them all by pretending she’s really just a little girl. The whole time Chip keeps clutching his pearls and is like, “Girrrrrrrl” every two seconds. When Chip loses his cool, so do I.
Can I remind you that all of this is filmed. It was the craziest thing to see. I’m pretty sure I peed twice. I’m kidding. 4 times. Finally the exorcism is over and the next day all is right with the world. You know how at the end they give you a quick update and it’s usually like “The family no longer is being visited by ghosts and can rest easy.” Yeah, not this time. This time they’re literally like, “The girl had a horrible reaction when holy water was poured on her and she has been taken to the hospital.” That’s it. WHAT!?! No happy ending?!
Well let me tell you I was awake until about 2:30 in the morning thinking I was as good as dead. I didn’t want to be awake at 3:00 AM because that’s what Chip calls “Dead Time” in which the spirit world is most likely to show themselves to you. No thanks!
Please did anyone else see this episode? I’m scarred for life. I’ve been saying prayers all day. At one point my cell phone just started beeping (no lie) and I was like, “Chip? Girrrrrrrl!”
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So who’s watching Psychic Kids on A&E? It’s a documentary, so it’s real footage, etc about these kids who claim they see dead people, are psychic, can predict things, etc. It’s not like a scripted show or anything. If you’re not watching it you totally should. I am obsessed with it and almost pee the bed every time I watch it.
Did you see this past Monday’s episode? Why am I asking questions like I’m having a conversation with someone? Holy crap, maybe I see dead people too! Anyway, this past Monday night they had this chick from Ohio who saw her dead uncle walking around her house. She also dreamt about the way he would die and then the next day he died that exact way. Boo! So she also sees this little boy in her house who always wants her to play with him, but she never does because, you know, he’s dead and stuff. Well, they give her this night vision camcorder and she goes down to her basement by herself at like 3:21 am with all the lights off. She sets up the camera and all you see is that green night-vision stuff and her eyes which look all crazy when in night vision. Then you see her sit on the ground and say out loud, “You want me to play with you? You want me to play ball with you?” And then she takes this huge ball and rolls it like 2 or 3 feet in front of her. And THEN it rolls back to her. IT ROLLS BACK TO HER…..and then it rolls a little to the left and then back to where she originally rolled it and then to the right. Insane! And it’s not like the floor was warped and it just rolled back. For those of you who saw it you know exactly what I’m talking about. That dead little boy was totally playing ball with her! I literally sat up in bed and said, “Holy crap!” Then I prayed to Santa that I wouldn’t see any dead people that night in my apartment. I was up until 2 am.
You HAVE TO watch Psychic Kids! So good!