More Mindless Stories on ‘paula abdul’
Jun
21
21
…In Other News…
Posted by IBBB
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Did you ever feel you were getting old? You know what makes me feel old? Paula Abdul turning 45. Yes, 45. Paula is seen here in West Hollywood’s “Ketchup” restaurant the other night, while it is reported that MC Scat Cat slipped in the back door…of the restaurant. Get your mind out of the gutter people. Even though I feel like I’m getting older, a random person in the elevator of my work asked me if I was the new intern. I wanted to hi-five her. In other news…
~ Pauly Shore is Still Alive ~ CelebritySmack
~ Fergie Cleans Up at the PhotoShop Awards! ~ DListed
~ Spice Girls to Not Get Knocked Up ~ EvilBeet
~ Pete Doherty Does Disney ~ AgentBedHead
~ Paris Passes a Note During HomeRoom ~ NinjaDude
~ Apparently Scott Baio is Still Alive ~ Yeeeah!
~ Jessica Biel Does GQ ~ POTP
~ Tara Reid Chillin ~ Glunp
~ Pam Does Magic ~ DSF
~ The Affleck’s and Damon’s Go on Holiday. Pip Pip! ~ ASL
~ Gisele Likes to Kick and Stretch. She’s 50! ~ GabSmash
~ Fancy Yogurt Ads from Brazil ~ PopBytes
May
22
22
Paula Abdul to Get a Nose Job, Again?
Posted by IBBB
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Uh oh, Paula Abdul has broken her nose. According to Extra, Paula was simple just trying to not step on her dog, a Chihuahua named Tulip, when she tripped, fell, and busted her nose. Although, Paula was not hospitalized after the fall. Huh? How do you break your nose and then not go to the hospital? I hope she gets an awesome nose job and, while she’s there, I hope she gets her boobs done again. By the time I see Paula on the American Idol season finale, I want to see her looking like an entirely different person. Scratch that. I want her to look exactly like MC Skat Kat. Hopefully they’ll find a way to implant whiskers on her. Oh, and a tail.
Jan
30
30
Paula Abdul Wears All Her Clothes
Posted by IBBB
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I love me some crazy and I love me some people who dress a little crazy and, therefore, I love me some Paula Abdul. Paula was getting her hair done in Beverly Hills and was spotted wearing all of her clothes, but in no particular order. Oh, and she has on her WWF belt too. I wonder who she beat to get that? I say it was Randy’s old bracelet, but you can make your own guesses.
Jan
19
19
Rosie Verbally Bitch Slaps Paula Abdul
Since when is Rosie the moral authority America? Rosie was spewing out insanity on “The View” yesterday about America Idol. To quote Rosie (using quotation marks):
“Isn’t that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someones physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them – three millionaires, one probably intoxicated.”
Boooo to Rosie. She said “To make fun of someones physical appearance…” Didn’t she make fun of Donald Trumps hair? Yeah, that’s the same thing Rosie. If you can’t make fun of someones physical appearance what can you make fun of? I mean, that’s all I have left really. Is The View supposed to be entertainment? If by “entertainment” you mean “a show that makes my ears bleed” then ‘yes’ The View is VERY entertaining.
Sit on it and spin, Rosie. And then spin some more. Then, stand up after you’re done spinning and try to run across the room without falling. Please make sure to film that. Then send it in to America’s Funniest Home Videos. Bonus points if you get hit in the nuts with a golf ball. Collect your prize money. Repeat as necessary.
Oct
13
13
Lindsay Can’t Afford the Whole Shirt
How about some good morning knockers to start your Friday? Leave it to Beaver (Lindsay) to rock the see through shirt and wear a mock beret all at the same time. Sensory overload! Sensory overload! Oh and when will “peace fingers” ever go out of style?
In honor of Lindsay clearly channeling Paula Abdul in her “Cold Hearted Snake” video, I’ve decided to add the video. Like I said earlier, I am dead f’n on!
