More Mindless Stories on ‘paula abdul’
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The Fake Paula Abdul Twitter Account is Almost As Crazy as the Real Paula Abdul. I Said Almost.

I knew something seemed a little fishy when I got a message stating that Paula Abdul was following me on Twitter. While I am a national treasure, I was sure that Paula Abdul didn’t know about me and surely wasn’t a fan of IBBB. Although she does seem crazy enough to think my site qualifies for entertainment. Ugh, I digest. Anyway, below are some of my favorite messages from some slam-pig who’s pretending to be Paula Abdul. However, there is a percentage of me that hopes deep down this really is Paula Abdul and she really is this funny. Eh, I’ll toss it into my nightly prayers to Jesus Claus.




Of course, my favorite was the cameltoe comment from Paula. Partially because I’ve written about Paula Abdul’s cameltoe in the past and partially because somewhere in Paula’s mind I assume she thinks medication can do that to her and I pray that she is willing to write about it.
Anyskatcat, now is as good a time as any to tell people to follow me on Twitter if you already aren’t. http://www.twitter.com/ibbb
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Oh Paula, Paula, Paula, Paula. Sad, Really.
www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack
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Paula Abdul Finds a New Way to Smuggle Her Drugs

Finally that creepy boyfriend that’s in the background of the first picture, just standing there all creepily lurking, doesn’t have to shove the whole pharmacy up his ass and follow Paula around anymore. When you tilt his head back the pills pop out of his ass like a Pez dispenser. Supposedly. Anyidol, Paula Abdul was all Spanished out at the 2008 ALMA Awards that were held at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Los Angeles yesterday, which were ironically not sponsored by Goya. I would have just assumed. Go figure. Paula had on a tight dress contraption with a long hot pink bottom of the dress that started just below her bum-bum and went about 2 feet down the red carpet or “rojo” carpet as they would say at the ALMA Awards. Clearly, this is where Paula is hiding her drugs. I’m just kidding. She’s not hiding her drugs there. She’s hiding her on-all pharmacist under there. Ole!
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Paula Abdul Wants a Baby. Have Britney’s!
I hate it when my title is the funniest thing about the story. So, I’ll say it again. Paula Abdul wants a baby. Have Britney’s! Applause, applause, applause. Turn on the laugh-track. And thank you.
Who Said That!?!
Paula Abdul Wants a Baby. Have Britney’s!
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Paula Abdul White Cotton Cameltoe
Thanks Paula! We haven’t been able to play the ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars in a little while so I’m really glad that you pulled through this time. Paula was out with her boyfriend a little while back running some errands, or just being crazy, but most importantly she was sporting a little cotton camel. This time around IBBB presents Paula with 2.5 camels out of a possible 5 camels. Now this is the first time we’ve awarded a “half camel” but it’s basically self explanatory. Paula is only sporting half of a cameltoe, perhaps a first! Congratulations Paula. You shall place this award with all of your Grammy’s and Oscars. Er….uh…
Who Shot That Cotton Cameltoe!?!
Paula Abdul White Cotton Cameltoe












