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Feb
18
18
The Fake Paula Abdul Twitter Account is Almost As Crazy as the Real Paula Abdul. I Said Almost.
Posted by IBBB
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I knew something seemed a little fishy when I got a message stating that Paula Abdul was following me on Twitter. While I am a national treasure, I was sure that Paula Abdul didn’t know about me and surely wasn’t a fan of IBBB. Although she does seem crazy enough to think my site qualifies for entertainment. Ugh, I digest. Anyway, below are some of my favorite messages from some slam-pig who’s pretending to be Paula Abdul. However, there is a percentage of me that hopes deep down this really is Paula Abdul and she really is this funny. Eh, I’ll toss it into my nightly prayers to Jesus Claus.
Of course, my favorite was the cameltoe comment from Paula. Partially because I’ve written about Paula Abdul’s cameltoe in the past and partially because somewhere in Paula’s mind I assume she thinks medication can do that to her and I pray that she is willing to write about it.
Anyskatcat, now is as good a time as any to tell people to follow me on Twitter if you already aren’t. http://www.twitter.com/ibbb
Jan
07
07
Oh Paula, Paula, Paula, Paula. Sad, Really.
Posted by IBBB
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Give me an M!
Give me an E!
Give me a D!
Give me an S!
What does that spell? MEDS! What do you need? MEDS! What’d you forget to take? MEDS! MEDS! MEDS! MEDS!
Paula Abdul strapped on her high-heel sneakers, midget jeans, and put some 1982 tube socks on her arms and smiled, creepily, for the camera while she shot scenes for her terrible terrible terrible show (no, not American Idol) RAH! which filmed in New York City. Apparently you don’t need a lot of anything to have an actual television show that’s shown on, you know, actual television. Lucille Ball and Ed Sullivan must both be rolling around in their graves. I’m kidding. The worms have eaten them by now.
www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack
Aug
18
18
Paula Abdul Finds a New Way to Smuggle Her Drugs
Posted by IBBB
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Finally that creepy boyfriend that’s in the background of the first picture, just standing there all creepily lurking, doesn’t have to shove the whole pharmacy up his ass and follow Paula around anymore. When you tilt his head back the pills pop out of his ass like a Pez dispenser. Supposedly. Anyidol, Paula Abdul was all Spanished out at the 2008 ALMA Awards that were held at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Los Angeles yesterday, which were ironically not sponsored by Goya. I would have just assumed. Go figure. Paula had on a tight dress contraption with a long hot pink bottom of the dress that started just below her bum-bum and went about 2 feet down the red carpet or “rojo” carpet as they would say at the ALMA Awards. Clearly, this is where Paula is hiding her drugs. I’m just kidding. She’s not hiding her drugs there. She’s hiding her on-all pharmacist under there. Ole!
Oct
02
02
Paula Abdul Wants a Baby. Have Britney’s!
Posted by IBBB
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I hate it when my title is the funniest thing about the story. So, I’ll say it again. Paula Abdul wants a baby. Have Britney’s! Applause, applause, applause. Turn on the laugh-track. And thank you.
Paula Abdul is telling People Magazine about her need for having a baby and I’m guessing she thinks he boyfriend of only 5-months, JT Torregiani, has never heard of People Magazine and/or can’t read. Even more shocking, Paula Abdul is 45. She’s getting old. I’m getting old. You’re ALL getting old and will die….soon. Just saying.
Paula continued saying that women are having their first child in their late 40’s and their second child in their 50’s. Yeah Paula, those babies are called “accidents” and those women are called “whores.” Get it straight. If Paula can’t pass a child through her “gentlemen greeter” then she would consider adopting. Errr…uhhhh….I’d say let’s see first if she can take care of MC Skat Cat for 1 week and if she can we’ll consider letting her repopulate.
Who Said That!?!
Paula Abdul Wants a Baby. Have Britney’s!
Aug
27
27
Paula Abdul White Cotton Cameltoe
Thanks Paula! We haven’t been able to play the ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars in a little while so I’m really glad that you pulled through this time. Paula was out with her boyfriend a little while back running some errands, or just being crazy, but most importantly she was sporting a little cotton camel. This time around IBBB presents Paula with 2.5 camels out of a possible 5 camels. Now this is the first time we’ve awarded a “half camel” but it’s basically self explanatory. Paula is only sporting half of a cameltoe, perhaps a first! Congratulations Paula. You shall place this award with all of your Grammy’s and Oscars. Er….uh…
Who Shot That Cotton Cameltoe!?!
Paula Abdul White Cotton Cameltoe
Jun
21
21
…In Other News…
Posted by IBBB
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Did you ever feel you were getting old? You know what makes me feel old? Paula Abdul turning 45. Yes, 45. Paula is seen here in West Hollywood’s “Ketchup” restaurant the other night, while it is reported that MC Scat Cat slipped in the back door…of the restaurant. Get your mind out of the gutter people. Even though I feel like I’m getting older, a random person in the elevator of my work asked me if I was the new intern. I wanted to hi-five her. In other news…
~ Pauly Shore is Still Alive ~ CelebritySmack
~ Fergie Cleans Up at the PhotoShop Awards! ~ DListed
~ Spice Girls to Not Get Knocked Up ~ EvilBeet
~ Pete Doherty Does Disney ~ AgentBedHead
~ Paris Passes a Note During HomeRoom ~ NinjaDude
~ Apparently Scott Baio is Still Alive ~ Yeeeah!
~ Jessica Biel Does GQ ~ POTP
~ Tara Reid Chillin ~ Glunp
~ Pam Does Magic ~ DSF
~ The Affleck’s and Damon’s Go on Holiday. Pip Pip! ~ ASL
~ Gisele Likes to Kick and Stretch. She’s 50! ~ GabSmash
~ Fancy Yogurt Ads from Brazil ~ PopBytes
May
22
22
Paula Abdul to Get a Nose Job, Again?
Posted by IBBB
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Uh oh, Paula Abdul has broken her nose. According to Extra, Paula was simple just trying to not step on her dog, a Chihuahua named Tulip, when she tripped, fell, and busted her nose. Although, Paula was not hospitalized after the fall. Huh? How do you break your nose and then not go to the hospital? I hope she gets an awesome nose job and, while she’s there, I hope she gets her boobs done again. By the time I see Paula on the American Idol season finale, I want to see her looking like an entirely different person. Scratch that. I want her to look exactly like MC Skat Kat. Hopefully they’ll find a way to implant whiskers on her. Oh, and a tail.
Jan
30
30
Paula Abdul Wears All Her Clothes
Posted by IBBB
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I love me some crazy and I love me some people who dress a little crazy and, therefore, I love me some Paula Abdul. Paula was getting her hair done in Beverly Hills and was spotted wearing all of her clothes, but in no particular order. Oh, and she has on her WWF belt too. I wonder who she beat to get that? I say it was Randy’s old bracelet, but you can make your own guesses.
Jan
19
19
Rosie Verbally Bitch Slaps Paula Abdul
Since when is Rosie the moral authority America? Rosie was spewing out insanity on “The View” yesterday about America Idol. To quote Rosie (using quotation marks):
“Isn’t that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someones physical appearance and then when they leave the room laugh hysterically at them – three millionaires, one probably intoxicated.”
Boooo to Rosie. She said “To make fun of someones physical appearance…” Didn’t she make fun of Donald Trumps hair? Yeah, that’s the same thing Rosie. If you can’t make fun of someones physical appearance what can you make fun of? I mean, that’s all I have left really. Is The View supposed to be entertainment? If by “entertainment” you mean “a show that makes my ears bleed” then ‘yes’ The View is VERY entertaining.
Sit on it and spin, Rosie. And then spin some more. Then, stand up after you’re done spinning and try to run across the room without falling. Please make sure to film that. Then send it in to America’s Funniest Home Videos. Bonus points if you get hit in the nuts with a golf ball. Collect your prize money. Repeat as necessary.
Oct
13
13
Lindsay Can’t Afford the Whole Shirt
How about some good morning knockers to start your Friday? Leave it to Beaver (Lindsay) to rock the see through shirt and wear a mock beret all at the same time. Sensory overload! Sensory overload! Oh and when will “peace fingers” ever go out of style?
In honor of Lindsay clearly channeling Paula Abdul in her “Cold Hearted Snake” video, I’ve decided to add the video. Like I said earlier, I am dead f’n on!
