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Dec
30
30
New England Patriots 16-0 Perfect Record. Eat THAT Briget Moynahan!
Bridget Moynahan may have tried to curse the Patriots until the cows came home. She even got herself knocked up…probably as a way to mess with Tom Brady’s head. I’m sure the Colts paid her to do so. Regardless, it didn’t work, as last night my New England Patriots just finished a perfect season. Perfect, you know, kinda like how Jessica Alba was to me before she too got knocked up.
Anyway, I may live in New York now, but I was lucky enough to be able to watch the game in Boston last night. There’s nothing like watching your team make history in your home town. Here’s what went down:
- Pats became the first team to go 16-0 in the regular season (sidenote, Yankees suck)
- Tom Brady broke the record for the most touchdowns in the regular season (last night he passed Payton Manning).
- Randy Moss broke the record for the most touchdown receptions in a season with 23 (Jerry Rice held the record with 22).
- The Pats scored a record setting 589 points this season (they beat out the Vikings who had 556 back in 1998).
The Giants put up a good game, but in the end the Pats won 38-35 and now have 2 weeks off before the real games begin. Bridget Moynahan also has 2 weeks to perfect her next attempt at cursing the Patriots. Nice try Moynahan. Nice try.
Jan
22
22
The Patriots: R.I.P.
Ugh, what a game. What a kick to the nuts, if you will. I’m at a loss for words on the Pats loss against the Colts last night (38-34). I’m typically not at a loss for words, but I am. I’m in mourning…and the Colts? I’m in mourning.To read what someone else who isn’t at a total loss for words, check out ThatGuySportsBlog
