More Mindless Stories on ‘pamela anderson’
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Pam Rubs Her Boobs on Richard Branson
I’m glad that Pam Anderson is all quiet, shy, and reserved. She never tries to steal the spotlight. That’s right folks, today is “opposites day!” Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Hep Solomon was camera shy while she attended Richard Branson’s “Virgin Airlines Inaugural Flight to Vegas.” I guess there’s a reason to have a red carpet event over adding a new destination to your flight plan? I wonder if Continental Airlines celebrated like this once they added flight service to Secaucus, NJ? Probably. They probably had the lady who played “Mrs. Rossini” on Who’s The Boss at that red carpet event.
Pam Rubs Her Boobs on Richard Branson
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Pam Anderson to Continue Spreading Hep C
“Hey kids, this is your new daddy. Yes, you may not know who he is yet, but he is a famous movie star. Well, more like direct to DVD star. You see, your new daddy use to have “bang” with Paris Hilton. Uh-huh. Yup, and he taped it. And then he sold it. Your new daddy is a good man. Between your original daddy (whoever that may be) and Kid Rock and Rick Solomon, mommy hopes to just smear disease all over this house! Now go outside and run with these here scissors. Run faster!”
End scene. That’s how I feel that introduction would have gone down.
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…In Other News…
While at the Heart Bar at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Pam gives it her best shot to pass her hepatitis back to Tommy Lee. In other news…
~ Amanda Beard Signs Playboy ~ DrunkenStepFather
~ How Many Kids Does Angelina Want?! ~ CelebritySmack
~ Kritsy Swanson Arrested for Beat-Down ~ DListed
~ Halle Berry Hates Her Tattooed Ass ~ AgentBedHead
~ Tony Soprano is Dead? ~ NinjaDude
~ Who Wants a Dirty Paris Hilton Cake! ~ PopBytes
~ Jessica Simpson: Professional Stalker ~ FatBack
~ Kathy Griffin Almost Victim of a Drive-By ~ Yeeeah
~ Beyonce on a Yacht ~ POTP
~ Rod Stewart Married, 99 ~ SocialLiteLife
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Pam Anderson Hit the Wall & Then Fell Thru
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Hep C has been spending a lot of time lately on the beach. Oh man, what in the hell happened to Pam? Is “time” really this mean? Can the sun really do this much damage? Pam hit the wall, folks. She hit it hard. Pam hit the wall and then she went through the wall. Then, she went through the floor. Pam hit the wall, went through it, went through the floor and then rolled out onto the street. Then a car hit her. Then it backed over her. Then the sun burned her while she was laying on the street. Then a raccoon scratched at her. Then she got struck by lightning. And then she dyed her hair. Wow. She’s getting old. I’m getting old. We’re all getting old. I miss the good old days of Pammy on Baywatch. It was a happier time, a simpler time, a good time. I need a moment.13
…In Other News…
I’ve never seen chlamydia tan itself at the beach before. Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson Rock Hep Lee spent some time at the beach in Hawaii hoping the sun would wash away their filth. In other news…
~ Hulk Hogan to Divorce? ~ CelebritySmack
~ David Cassidy Doesn’t Heart Paris Hilton ~ EvilBeet
~ Sara Evans Gets Sued By the Nanny ~ FatBack
~ Sanjaya’s Sister is Bascially Sanjaya…Sorta ~ NinjaDude
~ Fergie Sends a Gift to Alanis ~ AgentBedHead
~ Why Does Lindsay Pretend She’s a DJ? ~ DListed
~ We Get it Britney, You Like Hats ~ HollyScoop
~ Tattooed Granny Scares Me ~ PopBytes
~ Jessica Biel is a Man Baby, Yeah! ~ Yeeeah
~ Joss Stone Bar Tending ~ DSF
