IBBB remembers the days when Pam Anderson could do no wrong. I was a sophomore in high school and Baywatch was the closest thing to free porn one could find. Ah simpler days. Better times. Bad acne. I remember it well.

Well times they are a-changin’. Pam, as you all know, has hit the wall. Then she fell through it. Then an acme anvil fell on her. Then the Road Runner ran by and took a #2 on her. Sad, really.

Pammy Pants Anderson was spotted leaving Vegas and heading back to sunny Los Angeles over the weekend where she can show new strangers on the street her bum-bum and rack-a-doodle. I’m sure the good people of LA were missing it.

How’s that wall taste, Pam? Yowza! Pamela-Anderson-Lee-Hep-C-Rock looks like she hit the wall, went through it, dropped about 50 feet through the basement floor and then had a combination washer/dryer with wrinkle release fall on her. I don’t think it would be that bad if she updated her face from that 1991 look. Oh, and by the way we know that your lip line isn’t real. And I’m pretty sure you’re regretting that barb-wire tattoo since those are about as cool these days as a fart in a heatwave. While Pammy’s rack-attack usually looks good, this time around it looks like an Olsen Twin mooning the camera back when this Olsen Twin was playing Michelle Tanner. Basically, Pam has kiddie porn on her chest.

This photo was taken while Pam was promoting her show “Pam: My Skin is Loose” for E! Entertainment.

It’s nice to see Pam Anderson Lee Rock Hep C Solomon out and about with her son and a bag and ball, perhaps a ball-bag. Regardless, this really got me to thinking, which never is a great thing. Pammy Pant’s son is now officially “at that age” where he’s slowly starting to discover that his mom has had a bit of a slutty-skanked-out past. I’m sure his “good friends” at school are bringing in vintage Playboy issues of Pam (which were probably bid on and purchased on eBay) just to torment poor Brandon. You figure that wouldn’t be so bad, but then you know the same kids are bringing in their portable DVD players and Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tapes. Now that is exactly what all kids want to see. Enjoy watching mommy going to town on a boat with a dude with tattoos all over his body. I’m sure he’ll be beaming with pride, but at the same time he is rich from all his mothers sluttiness and money does make everything better. Everything. That and booze. Booze and money make everything better. Oh, and fame. Fame, booze, and money make everything better. Well, and a tan. A tan, fame, booze, and money make everything better. Good looks too. Good looks, a tan, fame, booze, and money make everything better.

While everyone is saying that Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Hep C Solomon is knocked up I’m going to go against the grain and say that Pammy Pants may not be pregnant. I figured enough is enough with the rumors, so I decided to contact Pam directly. I quickly hung up my phone when I realized that I do not, in fact, have her phone number and/or know her. So I did the next best thing. I went to her blog to see what she, brilliantly, had to say. Pam has said, “No, No” on a blog that was posted today. Perhaps she’s saying “no” she’s not pregnant. Perhaps she’s saying, “no” you shouldn’t add two cups of sugar to your blueberry muffins recipe. One may never know. However, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Pam is not “with child.”

Supposedly she is still filing for divorce, so that’s still good news.