More Mindless Stories on ‘operation sellout’
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Help Me Continue to Sell Out!
For some crazy reason someone has decided to pay it forward and I am the recipient that and now have my own personal Facebook Group! No joke, I have nothing to do with this group, but am now a member of the “We Want Patrick Varone to Host The Soup!!!“ I’m actually extremely grateful that someone would take the time to do something like this. I also pretty sure this is how you get hired for The Soup…through Facebook Groups. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Oprah tells me to dream big so, well, I’m doing just that. You never know, maybe this will take off. I mean it’s doubtful, but miracles happen every day. So feel free to join this group here and pass it along to all of your friends. Just think, if everyone can get 10 people to join, well, then that’s just math that I can’t even get my mind around. Like 100? Right? Maybe more.
Thank you all! Really.
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Operation Sellout Continues
Last week you may recall that IBBB was featured on the MTV blog and was asked questions about past Hills crapisodes. Well, I made the cut for week 2. This time around I was asked the simple question, “Do Stephen and Lauren Still Have a Shot.” I am amazed that the other people who contributed to this take it so seriously. Regardless they’re legit writers and I’m, well, ghetto so I am honored to just be in their company….or their crapany. Whatever makes the most sense.
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Operation Sellout: IBBB is Part of The Hills Q&A Over at MTV
Ah kids. As I promised in last weeks post of finding new ways to sellout in year 3 of IBBB I have not disappointed. Well, maybe a little. Yours truly (that would be me) has left my footprint on The Hills. IBBB was contacted by the MTV blog to answer some questions in my typical jackass fashion on past Hills crapisodes. And as quickly as Lisa Loveless can comb her stringy hair, I jumped on the opportunity.
Please note, that there were 3 people who contributed to this. 1. A writer from Spin Magazine. 2. A writer from NY Magazine. 3. IBBB. That’s right Mo’ Fo’s I was good enough. You know those other two writers are pissed I was included. Traded down for them! I will now sit back patiently and wait for the offers to pour in. I will push Best Week Ever to the top of the list. Followed by Chelsea Handler/Chelsea Lately. Followed by probably being knighted by the Queen. Crickets. Crickets. Crickets.
So, be sure to check out The MTV Blog by clicking here and show your love for their site and for my brilliant comments. There will be 3 more crapisodes in the next 3 weeks which I’ve provided my insight to. Stay tuned.
Thanks MTV. You’re Greeeeeeeat!*
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More Commercial Sellout!
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That Dentyne Ice, Rock of Love Commercial
