More Mindless Stories on ‘operation sellout’
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Help Me Continue to Sell Out!
For some crazy reason someone has decided to pay it forward and I am the recipient that and now have my own personal Facebook Group! No joke, I have nothing to do with this group, but am now a member of the “We Want Patrick Varone to Host The Soup!!!“ I’m actually extremely grateful that someone would take the time to do something like this. I also pretty sure this is how you get hired for The Soup…through Facebook Groups. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Oprah tells me to dream big so, well, I’m doing just that. You never know, maybe this will take off. I mean it’s doubtful, but miracles happen every day. So feel free to join this group here and pass it along to all of your friends. Just think, if everyone can get 10 people to join, well, then that’s just math that I can’t even get my mind around. Like 100? Right? Maybe more.
Thank you all! Really.
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Operation Sellout Continues
Last week you may recall that IBBB was featured on the MTV blog and was asked questions about past Hills crapisodes. Well, I made the cut for week 2. This time around I was asked the simple question, “Do Stephen and Lauren Still Have a Shot.” I am amazed that the other people who contributed to this take it so seriously. Regardless they’re legit writers and I’m, well, ghetto so I am honored to just be in their company….or their crapany. Whatever makes the most sense.
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Operation Sellout: IBBB is Part of The Hills Q&A Over at MTV
Ah kids. As I promised in last weeks post of finding new ways to sellout in year 3 of IBBB I have not disappointed. Well, maybe a little. Yours truly (that would be me) has left my footprint on The Hills. IBBB was contacted by the MTV blog to answer some questions in my typical jackass fashion on past Hills crapisodes. And as quickly as Lisa Loveless can comb her stringy hair, I jumped on the opportunity.
Please note, that there were 3 people who contributed to this. 1. A writer from Spin Magazine. 2. A writer from NY Magazine. 3. IBBB. That’s right Mo’ Fo’s I was good enough. You know those other two writers are pissed I was included. Traded down for them! I will now sit back patiently and wait for the offers to pour in. I will push Best Week Ever to the top of the list. Followed by Chelsea Handler/Chelsea Lately. Followed by probably being knighted by the Queen. Crickets. Crickets. Crickets.
So, be sure to check out The MTV Blog by clicking here and show your love for their site and for my brilliant comments. There will be 3 more crapisodes in the next 3 weeks which I’ve provided my insight to. Stay tuned.
Thanks MTV. You’re Greeeeeeeat!*
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More Commercial Sellout!
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That Dentyne Ice, Rock of Love Commercial
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Old Navy Event & IBBB. Never a Good Mix
Gather around kids because it’s time for “Story Time with IBBB.” Pull out the nap mats and pour that 3rd cup of coffee that you typically sneak a little alcohol in. I know you do. I won’t tell. Anyway, I was lucky enough to be invited to this Old Navy event in NYC on Wednesday night. Yeah, I don’t know why either. I’m sorry though because if you’re going to have me show up somewhere with open-bar that’s your own fault.
Ok, well that’s all….that’s all I remember. Now get back to work. God bless Old Navy and God bless performance fleece. Mix it up Magic!
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…In Other News…
Operation Sellout continues to make strides and go off without a hitch (whatever that means). Yesterday, your favorite dirt-bag blogger (IBBB) got to live out one of his dreams (non-Olsen related) and shoot a commercial! I got to play the main guy in this gum/tv show commercial and got to smile a ton, which I truly felt watching endless episodes of The Hills really helped me out. I mean, clearly, Audrina alone was pure inspiration to show my teeth. I’ll fill you all in with more details, what the commercial is, and when it will start airing (I believe Feb 7th). Let me tell you though, if a national commercial can’t get me in the Harriet Carter catalog, nothing will. I will not give up. I will never give up. Ok enough about me (for now). In other news…
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IBBB Running the Boston Marathon?
Yeah, no. IBBB won’t be running the Boston Marathon as I believe that exercise is the “devil’s dance.” But move over robotic Katie Holmes, Kate Scott (brilliantly pictured above) will be running the Boston Marathon and doing it for charity! But wait, it gets better. Kate will be running the marathon and helping IBBB sell out all at the same time! She will, of course, be running in a shirt that will sport the “ImBringingBloggingBack” website right across it. I, of course, will be giving her 14 cents per mile completed for doing so. Kate, an avid IBBB reader, will be my own personal running billboard. How can you help, you ask? Great question. PLEASE donate to Kate’s charity so that she can reach her personal goal of completing the marathon and helping out those less fortunate AND help me continue to sell out. Suck on that Perez!
As Sally Struthers would say, “for the price of a cup of coffee…..” Even if you can only donate $10.00 (you cheap, cheap, cheap bastard) that will even help. Check out Kate’s charity and donation form by clicking on the link below.
Kate Runs the Boston Marathon and Helps IBBB Sell Out! Click Here to Donate!
Good luck Kate. You truly are a complete dirt bag who cares!
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…In Other News…
Operation SellOut continues to be paying off as I surprisingly find new ways to sellout. However, this time someone came to me to sellout. Hopefully you will be able to see how this panned out next week. I’ll give you a hint, Harriet Carter better watch out because I’m coming for her next. Have a good week everyone and I’ll see you next week. In other news…
~ Ashlee Simpson the New Yoko Ono? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Commercials in Your Brain? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Wait, Does Oprah “Like Like” Obama? ~ PopBytes
~ Megan Fox Continues to Show a Little ~ FatBack
~ Karolina Kurkova Shows a Little ~ NinjaDude
~ Tony Parker Text Messages ~ POTP
~ ANTM Yaya is Back. Yaya. NoNo. ~ EvilBeet
~ Someone Robbed the Piss Out of Paula ~ Yeeeah
~ Miss The Hills? Walk Down Memory Lane ~ JustinBobby
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Operation Sellout Update: London. Check!
Suck it Canada! London loves me! Is that England? Regardless I just got these pictures sent to me via “the email” from Hannah and Ally. They say that they love IBBB and I will forgive them for forgetting the “Im” in ImBringingBloggingBack. Operation sellout is going really well and I’m grateful for Hannah and Ally bringing IBBB overseas. I’m not sure if Hannah and Ally are London streetwalkers or not and, lets face it, it really doesn’t matter. It’s like this site is turning into Elvis status and by “Elvis status” I really mean “getting fat and moments away from a depressing death.” My new favorite London skanks are promising to hunt down the Olsen Sluts if/when they make it to England. God! It’s like I’m bringing a message of peace to England from The United States. We are still at war with England, right?
Watch your fat-ass Perez, IBBB is hot on your trail. You may have been on MTV, but I’m aiming for public access. Perhaps PBS. Either way, it’s none of your business….just watch your back.
Thanks again H and A…now don’t forget to brush your teeth real good as I hear the British are terrified of a tooth brush and toothpaste. Please, let Audrina’s teeth from The Hills be London’s goal.
