More Mindless Stories on ‘omarosa’
Aug
25
25
The Red, White, Random, and Blue Summer Oasis
I love it when there’s an event so random that you get a complete mixed-bag of fauxlebrities. You can usually make an educated guess on how bad the fauxlebrities will be based on the host themselves. For instance, at the Red, White, and Blue Summer Oasis event that took places in Hollywood, CA the host was Christina Milian. Now I like Christina Milian especially after her record label gave her the major shaft, but let’s face it, if she’s hosting there’s not doubt in my mind that the following fauxlebrities made it out for the event:
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Omarosa: Clearly fresh from a long run, Omarosa made sure her right boob was placed much higher than her left. Sunglasses on her head really say, “I’m breezy and a bit of a douche…and I need to douche…..someone remind me later.”
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Tamera Mowry: Sister, Sister. Where’s the other one? I thought they were Siamese twins, no? What’s up with her face? Has she had some face work done? She looks Hawaiian. That remind me, I’m in the mood for Chinese. No idea.
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Stephanie Pratt: $10.00 you pull her wig off and it’s totally Spencer under there. Another $10 that you lift up her dress and Heidi’s swinging from his Donkey Kong Jr.
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Beverly Mitchell: If she’s not showing photos of Ruthie dancing sexy to Spirit in the Sky or if she’s not talking about the episode where Ruthie was dancing sexy to Spirit in the Sky I have no need for Beverly Mitchell to be there. Is 7th Heaven in reruns and, more importantly, did Beverly Mitchell literally just get out of the pool?
- Jamie Chung: Yeah, I didn’t either at first. Then I recalled that this was the chick from Real World San Diego that basically didn’t have a story line, except I’m pretty sure she discussed not liking her eyes and wanting to look more like an American girl. I’m not even joking. Are there any fact checkers out there? Someone find that out.
Oct
25
25
IBBB and Omarosa: Together At Last
Gather around boys and girls (and cats and sheep), it’s time for IBBB to tell you a story about how he wandered on the set of Celebrity Apprentice. Walking up the street in quiet Times Square in NYC I wondered what all the commotion was about. I saw some camera crews, which isn’t abnormal for Times Square. However I then saw what I can only assume was a cartoon ticket booth and thought, “The jig is up!” And there she was, looking as beautiful as ever. Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth-BloggingBack. I immediately knew that I stumbled upon the set of Celebrity Apprentice and by “set” I really mean “free street.” Clearly I had to stop and watch this circus in action. I was pleased when I saw “Mona” from “Who’s the Boss” as I was glad that she is working again. I was, however, disappointed when someone pointed out that it wasn’t “Mona” but Marilu Henner instead. I guess it wasn’t a total letdown as I had classified them both as “red heads who had passed away.” Clearly, Marilu is alive and ain’t looking too hot anymore (insert sad music here).
Putting 2 and 2 together (7) I realized that the task of this “episode” will be selling tickets to Broadway shows. Omorosa was barely doing anything. No joke. She just basically stood there and barely even said “Hairspray tickets.” She seemed pissed. I figured the puppet she had on her hand would cheer her up, but sadly it did not. I was also disappointed that I didn’t hear the dramatic music playing, but then realized I wasn’t in the boardroom. At one point some lady with a big mouth (who I would bet my life was the lady who was one of the judges on “The Swan”) was screaming into the camera. I was embarrassed for her. I was embarrassed for me. I decided to walk back to work.
I will never get those 2 minutes back, NEVER. But I did it for all of you IBBB readers out there. I did it for you. I almost got married to Omarosa for you. I know that many of you will wonder why I didn’t take a picture with her. My answer is simple: I wasn’t drunk. In order for me to go up to anyone famous (either celebrity or fauxlebrity) I need to at least have a buzz on. Sorry kids, it was like 12:30pm. I typically don’t drink before 12:45.
IBBB and Omarosa: Together At Last
