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All you fans of unscripted reality television that have been missing what’s going on in the lives of your favorite TV characters, I have nothing for you. If you’re interested in seeing The City’s Olivia Palermo’s new dark hair and what Joe Zee is up to, well then you’ve come to the right place!
Olivia Palermo was all malnourished half-smiles and hunched over poses at the premiere party of the book launch for “You Know You Want It” that took place at Henri Bendel in NYC yesterday. Let’s just assume “You Know You Want It” referring to sandwiches for Olivia. However, Olivia wasn’t the only “City” cast member in attendance. Oh no, Joe Zee Messina was there too! While no photos of Olivia and Joe Zee together were taken, Joe Zee did take a second to pose for a few pictures with Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively. Is that important information? It seemed like it when I started writing it, but not so much now.
No word if Olivia’s arch nemesis, Erin Jo Buttafuoco, made it to the event. I miss her face. Literally.
Olivia Palermo Thinking “The City” Isn’t So Real. Next Thing You Know We’ll Find Out the Same Thing About “The Hills.”
Oh snap! Someone sure has their forehead braids in a knot over this weeks crapisode of The City in which, as you know, they show Olivia bombing her presentation with Whitney at Diane Von Fartandburp. I could give you a multipletude of examples, but we already went over that in the recap. Anydisorder, Olivia took to her Twitter account, in which I’ve been cautiously stalking for a couple of months now, to let people know that “It might be called reality tv but in this case it sure isn’t really portraying people.” Now I’m not sure if that sentence makes any kind of sense, but she did post it the day after the last episode aired.
I bet someone had a little too much “champy” and started twittering until Mr. Butler passed out in boredom. I, of course, made sure to reply back to Olivia’s posting and asked her if she was just “green-screened” into each episode. Sadly, she did not respond. So I’ll take her silence as a “yes.”
I love Twitter. It’s the new way to stalk celebrities and, in this case, fauxlebrities. Although, it’s a little like Myspace where you don’t know for certain if it’s the real person or an impostor. Either way, who gives a crapado. I’m just running with it.
In conclusion, my advice to Olivia is this: Olivia, don’t bite the hand that feeds you (and don’t shove a toothbrush down your throat) because these same people can fire you from The City and then what are you left with? You think your millions of dollars will keep you happy? Oh wait. Nevermind. Can I have some of that damn money? Thanks.
Cancel the Amber Alert and cut the black-and-white pictures off the back of your milk cartons because Olivia Palermo, my future wife/puppet, has finally been found. Like Elizabeth Smart, she’s been missing for what seems like months. I just assumed she was trapped in a shed about 45 feet away from the set of The City and dressed like she was in biblical times. I guess Elizabeth Smart jokes never get old.
Anymane, Olivia must be malnourished because she can barely stand all the way up while she attends a God-awful NYC Fashion Week fashion show with Whitney. She must become exhausted after curling her hair for hours to really get that “Dina Lohan” style down to a science.
In the last photo, Olivia either looks shocked because she’s realizing the scene she’s in isn’t following the standard story-board and script….or she’s just basically advertising. Either way, I’m fine with both.
Geesh! Olivia Palermo has been my imaginary girlfriend ever since I’ve seen a clip of her in the new Hills spinoff, “The City” and she’s already cheating on me. I bet Whitney’s not a cheater. Just sayin’.
Ugh! Stalking people is absolutely exhausting! After seeing a craptastic pukeview of Whitney’s new reality show, “The City” I immediately fell in love with a new “character” who had about 4 seconds of airtime. There haven’t been sweeter words ever whispered than “Hi, I’m Olivia.” After I picked up my perverted jaw I immediately took to “The Google” to find out just who this chick was. Here’s what I discovered: