If That Dude Dies, Will OJ Get Charged With Murder Too? Ohhhh Crazy. Spooky Even!

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Oh that wacky OJ! OJ Simpson has been charged with a ton of crap. 2 counts of first-degree kidnapping? Sold! 2 counts of robbery with a deadly weapon? Sold! 2 account of assault with a deadly weapon? Sold!

Sadly, one of the victims of this mess, Bruce Fromong, suffered a major heart attack and is currently in critical condition. Holy crap. If this guy takes a dirt nap, can OJ be charged with some type of murder? Where is my lawyer fan-base?

I just think that OJ is misunderstood. He’s like a delicate flower that just gets mixed up with the wrong crowd. As a side note, who the hell stays at the Palace Station Hotel and Casino? That’s the real crime. Can we charge him with that? Sold! It just sucks because OJ is 60 years old. He should be slowing down as he gets closer to retirement. OJ should be golfing a little, cutting the lawn a little, stabbing a little, kidnapping a little. You know, typical retiree stuff.

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Sep
17

OJ Simpson Arrested in Vegas, Baby!

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I think that “horribly tragic and not funny at all” t-shirt that I once got that said, “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” was incorrect. I seriously hate it when my t-shirts lie to me. It’s very disrespectful. Anyway, OJ Simpson was just arrested in Las Vegas by Las Vegas police (go figure) for investigation into alleged armed robbery at a hotel in Las Vegas. However, no one is really clear on the charges. I just assumed they’re trying to still get him with murder charges, but we’ll see.

Technically, do you really need to be “armed” to be OJ Simpson and to rob someone? I’d think that just having OJ break into your place with a bag of feathers and glitter would be horrifying enough. I’d just pretend to already be dead. That, my friends, is why it’s always important to carry ketchup packets with you. You never know when you’ll need to play a stab victim. You just never know. Words to live by. Do what you will with it.

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OJ Simpson Arrested in Vegas, Baby!

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Nov
16

OJ Simpson: If I Did It

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As you’ve probably already heard by now OJ Simpson is giving an interview about how he would have committed the murders if he was the one responsible for the crimes. Come on OJ, be positive. Don’t say “if” say “when”….when you killed your wife.

To no surprise, news of this interview has made relatives of the victims insane! The interview with be shown on none other than Fox later this month and just in time for sweeps week! OJ’s book is called “If I did It” Again, I think he should always say positive and title it “When I Did It.”
You know you’re totally going to watch this train-wreck of an interview. No word yet if an interview with Osama Bin Laden pinpointing his involvement in Sept. 11th will air immediately following the OJ show.

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