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Nicollette Sheridan is pretty gutsy to be wearing shorts that short. One wrong and sudden move and her penis and balls could fall right out of those shorts!
Luckily Michael Bolton is kinda into that so it’s a real win-win for that winning couple. Anyway, Nana Sheridan and Grandpa Bolton were really living it up with their social security money at KOI in LA over the weekend. I’m glad we live in a world where a Nicollette Sheridan can get a second chance. Everyone deserves a second chance. Well, not Debbie Gibson, but everyone else does. Oh, and Bindi Irwin definitely doesn’t. The second she turns to booze it’s over for her.
Nicolette Sheridan partied it up at Lindsay Lohan’s 4th home, Chateau Marmont, for a Lucky Magazine event held there the other night.
This made me really start to think (and that’s never a good thing). I have a question for Nicolette. Nicolette, do you have testicles? And by that I mean, do you have male testicles in your pants? When you’re high up in a building and look over the edge towards the ground, does anything ever…er…uh…um…
“tighten up” down there? If so please don’t worry about it. It’s normal. It just means that you do, in fact, have male genitalia. Good day.
Nicollette Sheridan is doing her best to cover anything that will provide a reflection of what she really looks like such as mirrors, car windows, store fronts, anything glass, spoons, knives, etc. Seriously, she totally is a man baby, yeah! I hear that she is forced to put that red towel over her face during sex? What? I’m just saying that’s what I heard. I doubt it’s true. Or, maybe she hides behind that red towel when she tries to tuck her penis away for the day. I mean the possibilities are really endless, really.
Ok, so this is of Nicollette out shopping in CA yesterday, but isn’t my version way better? I think so. Can I win an Emmy for this sh!t? Is there a category for it? There should be. Do I write my congressman about this? Can someone do it for me, I’m tired. Thanks.