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Are We Doing That Trend Again Where Everyone is Really Skinny?
Meeting of the Lollipop Head Guild. Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera were all awkward poses on the red carpet at TAO at the Venetian in Vegas for New Years Eve. Nicole was fielding questions about her new darker hair and Christina was showing off her toothpicksand sporting a new short haircut to boot. Making a difference, one follicle at a time.
Christina’s new album will be dropping (as “the kids” say) in March 2010 and has a working title of “Light and Darkness.” I hope she goes back to skank like she did in the “Dirrty” video of yesteryear. Meanwhile Nicole Richie has been talking up the television project she’s been working on (untitled at this point) and the clothing line she has coming out called “Winter Kate” this Spring.
So, see, little girls of America? If you’re stick thin you, too, can have all the success in the world. Anyone notice how Jessie Simpson doesn’t have a new clothing line or album coming out any time soon? Just a coincidence? I think not.
Check out more red carpet photos of Christina and Nicole below. Toothbrush with extra long handle not included.
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Get Your Ass Back to Work Nicole Richie
You best get your lazy ass back to work, Nicole Richie, because the fine readers of Us Weekly have just voted you as the next new mom to get your own reality show. Quite the honor. The people of Us Weekly are selfless and help celebrities make important life decisions day in and day out. Why, just the other day the readers voted that it was not ok to break up with someone via text message. First text message insights and then directly on to world peace!
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Wait, Nicole Richie Has a Sister?
Wait, Nicole Richie has a sister? Did we know this? Is this a own fact? Am I the last to have known this? Nicole and her sister, Sophia Richie, spent a little quality time together in Hollywood the other day doing things that sisters typically do such as being followed around by the paparazzi and being famous for nothing. I’m not so convinced that it’s her sister as much as it is Bindi Irwin with some dreadlocks. That little bitch Bindi is relentless. There’s nothing she won’t do for a little extra camera time.
Wait, Nicole Richie Has a Sister?
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…In Other News…
Being pregnant must make you cold, even if you’re in LA. Nicole Richie wore her top hat, black leather coat and scarf while grabbing a bite to eat the Real Food Daily Cafe in LA the other day. Los Angeles at the end of August…Brrrrrrrrr. In other news…
~ How ‘Bout Some Britney Ass? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Owen Wilson Likes the Smack? ~ Yeeeah
~ What’s Michael Lohan Up to Now? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Bobby Brown Lives Out of His Car ~ POTP
~ To the Beat of the Rhythm of My Fist ~ Dlisted
~ Jodie Foster in W Magazine ~ PopBytes
~ Keira Knightly Got Wicked Fat ~ DSF
~ Is Lindsay Lohan Partying in Rehab? ~ NinjaDude
~ Dancing With the Stars Cast ~ EvilBeet
~ Alyssa Milano…Still Hairy ~ FatBack
~ Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx Has a New Video ~ MollyGood
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Nicole Richie’s Mugshot From Heaven
So by the time I got around to blogging about it, Nicole Richie checked herself into jail and then was told she’s has served her debt to society just 82 minutes later. So it’s old new by now…even old news for my standards. However I got a kick out of her latest (yes latest) mugshot. Where the hell is the photographer taking this picture from? The ceiling? I picture that the photographer is literally hanging from the ceiling and Nicole is looking up to make her mugshot official. 
