More Mindless Stories on ‘nicky hilton’
Dec
12
12
The Hilton Sisters Are Skanks, Pass It On
Hey sluts, keep your legs closed, no? The Hilton Sluts were having a little fun at the playboy mansion and then really steamed things up in the limo afterwards. So here’s my issue. Two girls drunk, cool. Two girls who are sisters and drunk, cooler. One of them looking like a dude in drag, not so cool.
Did Nicky and Paris not notice that there were camera flashes going off in their faces and other places? I mean they are really bringing, “Is That Paris Hilton Ass, Boob, or Stanky Putanky” to a whole new level. It’s really a new game when you toss in another Hilton sister. One thing is for sure…these chicks are classy.
P.S The Ramada sisters would have never posed like this! Well…only because the Ramada sisters work at the Ramada…as maids….and are like 54.
Nov
07
07
There’s a 3rd Hilton Sister; Mitsy Hilton
Who knew there would be another Hilton sister out there, but apparently there is. Look, she’s right there in the background with the Hilton sunglasses crazy outfit, and uber-dyed hair. I’d like to call her “Mitsy Hilton,”the best of the Hilton sisters. I hope they bring Mitsy out a lot more. She needs some time on the red carpet and I can’t wait for the sex tape to hit the store shelves. Oh Mitsy, welcome to the blog!
Ok, so there isn’t a 3rd Hilton sister, but these pictures were just of them shopping…and I’m coming down with a cold…and I’m tired. I’m trying here people!
Oct
23
23
Nicky Hilton and Fat Elvis
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It’s true! Elvis is alive! Nicky Hilton was spotted with fat Elvis in Malibu this weekend. At one point I actually used to think Nicky was kinda hot. What in the hell happened to her? Doesn’t she know my rule about what you’re supposed to do when you have money? I guess not.
Oct
17
17
Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly Kill It
Our dear friends at Us Weekly are claiming that Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly (from Entourage) have decided to kill their 2-year relationship. Rumor (not Willis) has it they Nicky dumped Kevin after the found out that he was unfaithful. It must be hard for them being in a relationship. I mean, he is working all the time on HBO’s “Entourage” and Nicky has to go to, literally, hundreds of Fashion Week fashion shows a month. Who can find the time for a relationship? Well, if this news is true I’m packing up my crap and heading to Hollywood to bag me a hotel heiress, oh, and the millions of dollars. We’ll have a joint checking account. What? That’s totally 50/50!
Oct
12
12
Nicky Hilton’s Dress Hypnotizes
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Hmmm, what the hell happened to her? I used to Nicky Hilton she kinda looked decent and now, she’s a man, baby yeah! She just has her 23rd birthday, so is technically younger than Paris, but she looks like she could be the mother of Paris. Her dress is literally so hypnotizing that I feel asleep when writing this. Now, here is my concern. Nicky will be debuting a line of hotels next year that she is designing, starting with one on Ocean Drive in South Beach. Should someone who is wearing that really be in charge of designing an entire hotel? Actually, her dress does kinda look like the bedspread that I saw in a Marriott recently.
