More Mindless Stories on ‘mtv’
Aug
08
08
MTV’s Newport Harbor. Really?
Move over Laguna Beach, there’s a WHOLE NEW show about to debut on MTV. It’s going to be totally different from Laguna Beach. Even the name of the show is completely different. They changed the name from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County to Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. I shit you not. You see what they did? They replaced the word “Laguna” with the word “Newport” and the word “Beach” with the word “Harbor.” BAM! Completely different show. Are they kidding me with this? Ok fine so I’ll watch it, of course. That’s basically the only thing that will cure a Saturday and/or Sunday hangover. I guess I’m just bitter because I’ll really miss Cami’s boobs and Kyndra’s nose. It’s going to be tough to get to know a new set of complete retards. Seriously where did they find this crew? Someone definitely deserves the electric chair. Don’t these kids know how this will turn out for them? DUI, followed by a DUI, and a side of DUI. Oh well. I’ll give it a full 5 minutes before I place major judgement on it.
Jul
11
11
"The Hills" Season 3 Finalizes the Script
Woo-hoo! The ink on the script of “The Hills,” season 3, is just about dry so you know what that means….time for them to air the episodes! It seems like years has passed since we last saw Lauren, Heidi, Whitney, and my personal favorite….Lisa Loveless. The new season will be airing soon so we can finally catch up with all of our favorite cast of characters. Will Lauren continue to have awkward fights with people? Will Heidi’s new boobs, nose, ass, and chin melt in the LA sun? With she and Steve Sanders actually get married? Will Whitney continue to give cliche advice? Will Lisa Loveless finally make her move on Whitney? Will Audrina find a way to cram even more teeth into her overcrowded mouth? Will all of the cast continue to communicate with facial expressions and not words like they always do? These are all great questions that you know you want the answers to. The Hills Season 3 premieres soon. Check your local listings because I’m not doing it for you.
As a side note, you gotta love the camera work of the person who legit used their video camera to tape this right off their TV. Steady hand….steady.
Apr
24
24
Dear Taquita and Kaui: No.
Dear Taquita and Kaui – please stop immediately.
Thanks,
IBBB
P.S – Whomever created this show, please email me at once.
Apr
11
11
MTV The Hills: The Hills Season 3 Is a Go
MTV has decided to add a third season of “The Hills” to its line up next season, but fans of Lauren, Heidi, Steve Sanders, Audrina, and Whitney won’t have to wait a full year for this masterpiece to be put together. The Hills, season 3, is scheduled to air at some point this summer.
The second season of The Hills was the most watch program in it’s time slot and it’s audience grew by 25%. I mean, I don’t want to say “you’re welcome” because of my brilliant weekly recaps, but “you’re welcome.”
So what will happen with Heidi and Steve Sanders? Will Whitney take that job in NYC? How many more teeth will Audrina add to her mouth? Is Jenn Bunney still lurking around Lauren’s apartment complex? Will Heidi’s new boobs get their own show? Hopefully as they are working on the script for season three they’ll add all of these things into it. Yeah that’s right, I said it. Script.
The second season of The Hills was the most watch program in it’s time slot and it’s audience grew by 25%. I mean, I don’t want to say “you’re welcome” because of my brilliant weekly recaps, but “you’re welcome.”
So what will happen with Heidi and Steve Sanders? Will Whitney take that job in NYC? How many more teeth will Audrina add to her mouth? Is Jenn Bunney still lurking around Lauren’s apartment complex? Will Heidi’s new boobs get their own show? Hopefully as they are working on the script for season three they’ll add all of these things into it. Yeah that’s right, I said it. Script.
Apr
05
05
Heidi’s Boobs Make News: The Hills
Uh-oh! Heidi’s old boobs are “dunzo” as the kids on MTV like to say. US Weekly has learned (some how) that Heidi Montag or “Montard” as I like to call her underwent breast augmentation surgery this week in Beverly Hills. Even more shocking is that Heidi Montard is an inspiring singer. Do you think Steve Sanders put her up to this? Was this part of their “moving in together” agreement?
Personally, I think she’s really trying to give Cami from Laguna Beach a run for her money. Is it bad that I have a new respect for Heidi? She just got smarter and prettier too. I contacted Heidi in regards to this news, but was unable to reach her…..as I don’t know her or have her number. So I just hung up the phone.
