More Mindless Stories on ‘molly sims’
Jun
11
11
More Reasons I Like Molly Sims
Posted by IBBB
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Officially reasons # 7, 8, 9, and 10 why I like Molly Sims. I’m also glad I’m covering her more on this site because, basically, it’s only a matter of time before her “Vegas” show money disappears and she’s forced to turn to skank. And when she does “turn to skank” I’m going to feel proud of myself that I was there from the beginning(ish).
Molly Sims was playing bartender at the 2008 National Survey of American Cocktail Culture. No really, that exists. I’m pissed I wasn’t invited. Molly made up a bunch of drinks and then drank them. I love a drunk. I also love drunken sluts. Now I’m not saying Molly is, but I’m starting my letter to Santa asking him to make her into one. I’m pretty sure that’s the type of stuff Santa is responsible for. I’m also pretty sure Santa, himself, is a drunk. At least the one at my mall was. Ho-Ho-Huh?
May
30
30
What’s Different About Molly Sims?
Posted by IBBB
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I’d like to buy a vowel. I’d like to buy a “U.” I’d like to buy another vowel. “E.” I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat. Is it, “What The Fuck Happened To Molly Sims Face?” Woo-hoo!
I’m going to totally enjoy my 18 foot catamaran! Molly Sims attended the God-for-saken Sex and the City free-for-all the other night in NYC and I couldn’t help, but notice she’s looking a bit different. Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve always been a fan of M. Sims, but something is looking a bit jacked up on her face. Did she always have so much forehead? Also, did she always dress like Vanna White? Fine, she’s still hot, but in that “I’m 5 years away from totally hitting the wall” kind of way. Oh well. We’ll deal with that in 2013.
