More Mindless Stories on ‘mischa barton’
Sep
22
22
You Got it Dude!
Posted by IBBB
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I have no words. Although, I’m pretty sure this is exactly what you must look like prior to meeting Jesus in heaven. So, Mischa is one more ring away from saying hello to her maker.
Mischa Barton dragged her ass all over the red carpet at the “Gift of Life IX Charity Ball” at the Intercontinental Hotel in London over the weekend. Maybe someone can give Mischa the “Gift of a Mirror?”
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Dec
27
27
Mischa Barton Arrested for DUI. Nice!
Lindsay who? Fine, so I’m reporting this about 12 hours after everyone else but it’s still worth mentioning that Mischa Barton, star of ???, has been arrested for driving under the influence, possession of a narcotics (narc alert!), driving with a suspended license, and for being a complete bore (ok I made that last one up). As a sidenote, what technically is a “Mischa?” Stupid. Hopefully she’ll get charged with a retarded name too. Mischa was using her car as a missile and declaring jihad on West Hollywood around 2:45 AM when she was driving in about 15 different lanes. Mischa was being held on $10,000 bail.My thoughts? Yay! She’s paving the way for more celebrities facing jail-time. With Lindsay on the straight and narrow (and boring) and Britney just up to her typical tricks I was really hoping that someone would be spending some time in the slammer. Thanks Mischa.
Also, that’s a great mugshot. Again, is the camera man hanging by a rope from the ceiling? As more on this story develops I’ll be sure not to report on anything as I am already bored with this story.
Feb
22
22
Is It Wrong When Mischa is the Fat One?
The title for this one was really hard for me. I mean, should I go with, “Is It Wrong When Mischa is the Fat One?” or should I have gone with “3 Bitches on the Beach?” There are just so many tough choices to make in life. Anyway, Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton were enjoying their long walk on the beach in Malibu with Nicole’s dog. By the way, what’s up with the Inspector Gadget hat? It always reminds me of something that Freddy Krueger would wear.
Mischa has had some tough breaks lately. First, her younger sister Britney’d herself into rehab and then shortly later Mischa crashed Nicole Richie’s car into another car. Ok, well not so much a crash as it was a bump, but “crash” just seems better. Mischa had just dropped off Nicole at the tanning salon when she bumped the other car and seemed pissed as she had to pull into a gas station to exchange papers with the other driver. Seriously if I was the other driver and Mischa Barton hit me in my car I would have either fallen out of my car or thrown myself through the windshield. That would have been my 15 minutes of fame. That’s it, the next time I’m in LA I’m just going to drive around all day and wait to be hit.
Oct
17
17
Mischa’s Dress Runs Away
Posted by IBBB
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Fall is in the air and it must be that time of year where the women of Hollywood decide to show a little nylon ass. Lindsay No Pants started this trend recently and now we see Mischa Barton jumping on the nylon ass bandwagon. I’m not really sure how it works, but wouldn’t you be able to tell that your ass was hanging out? I figure it would make you cold. Mischa really tops off the outfit with some good old fashioned nylon rips. I mean, nothing says “sex pot” quite like that!
Who Shot That Ass?!?!
Oct
04
04
Mischa Barton Mocks Lindsay Lohan
Posted by IBBB
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It’s not funny Mischa! Lindsay really hurt herself and for you to mock her that way is just wrong! Seriously, Mischa Barton makes me angry. I don’t really know why, she just does. I think it may be because she dresses like a complete asshole. Let’s take a look at this mess. First off, she has a t-shirt on that has been sprayed with paint. Hot? Nope. Then she has a little bunny necklace around her neck. Cute? Nope. Disturbing. Next, she has a headband on with ribbons hanging off the sides of it. Trendy? Nope. F’in stupid.
For one person to make me so irate is definitely a problem. I’m off to therapy. Adios!
