More Mindless Stories on ‘miley cyrus’
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Where the Kisses are Hers, and Hers, and His, Three’s Company Too!
It was between that and “And Your Little Dog, Too!” Miley and Justin hopped on their dumb bikes and took a dumb ride around the dumb neighborhood while the dumb paparazzi took dumb pictures of these two dumb a-holes. Dumb.
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Hillbilly Teeth and The Diddler Have Dinner!
Yeee Haw (shot gun in the air with straw hanging out of your mouth)! Hillbilly Teeth and The Diddler are allegedly having a date night at some restaurant in Toluca Lake. Ahhh Toluca Lake. Nice. It sounds like a magical place that doesn’t have laws. You know, laws like “not having sex with a minor.” It must be the land of opportunity for child molesters and diddlers alike.
Look, I usually don’t talk about Miley on this brilliant site because I don’t want to fall into the trap that is the Disney marketing machine, but every once in a while (once “and” a while?) I see Miley out with her alleged boyfriend, Justin Gaston, and wonder why no one is giving them a hard time about this. Is it not illegal for him to be banging her because she’s under 18 and he’s over 20? Isn’t there like some type of rule about that? Maybe there isn’t. Can someone do legal research and let me know? Thanks.
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So, Miley Cyrus Got Her License
Again, I’m not quite sure what exactly a “Miley Cyrus” is, but apparently she just recently got her drivers license. Awesome. Is it bad that I’m sorta hoping that Brandy is tailgating her on the freeway? Oh, it is bad? Oh. Ok. Well then, I look forward to receiving your hate mail. Oh, and while I’m at it, the Jonas Brothers are a bunch of curly-haired diddlers.
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Remember That Teacher Who Went to Prison For Banging Her Underage Student? Yeah, Well, Uh…Has That Law Changed?
I won’t lie. I still can’t wrap my mind around what exactly is “Miley Cyrus.” She’s a cartoon, I’m assuming? Anyway, every once in a while I see photos of Miley and some dude, Gaston (??), out and about and read the articles attached saying that 16 year old Miley is dating 20 year old Gaston.
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Nope. Tanning Won’t Cover the Ugly.
Yee Haw y’all! Miley Cyrus went and done herself a shiny new tan, y’all! That orange glow really makes those hillbilly teeth pop!
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