More Mindless Stories on ‘michelle rodriguez’
Oct
11
Jail is he new rehab and I think that’s great! Just the other day it was stated that Keifer Sutherland will be spending about 48 days in jail for his latest and greatest DUI and now it appears that the soft spoken Michelle Rodriguez will be spending 6 beautiful months in prison for violating her probation. She didn’t do her dumb community service and she was caught drinking 3-times while wearing her alcohol monitoring bracelet.
Rodriguez must report to the slammer by December 24th. Ho-ho-ho! Not only will Santa not be able to find her, but she’ll miss Jesus’ birthday too. What a real let down. She won’t be home for Christmas, you can’t count on her.
I think Michelle Rodriguez is going to perform miraculously in the slammer. I predict she will come out with multiple tattoos, girlfriends, and possibly an STD or two. You know she’s going to spend the majority of her time in the shower. Bom-chica-bom-bom.
Jail is the new rehab and the old bulimia!
Nov
15
Is Michelle Rodriguez into “the women?” Well, that’s the rumor that is floating around the Interweb these days. When Kristianna Loken (star of the Terminator) sat down with The Advocate she basically revealed that she was in a relationship with her “BloodRayne” co-star Michelle. Here’s how it went down (pun intended):Advocate: What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?
Kristianna: [Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.Advocate: It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.Kristianna: Uh-huhAdvocate: OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]Kristianna: Just look upstairs, ok?
Advocate: Ooh, OK. You don’t want me to print that?
Kristianna: You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.
Yeah, ok so this story doesn’t really scream “lesbian” but more of two drunk chicks trying to promote their movie any way they can. I mean, maybe Michelle Rodriguez dabbles in lesbianics? ; Michelle doesn’t seem to look to feminine so I say let’s base this decision strictly on her looks alone. Is there really any other way to judge someone? Superficial ignorance UNITE!
Look, Even The Evil Beet Agrees With Me