Michael Vick Found Jesus, Sets His Sights on Osama Bin Laden

Posted by IBBB

Since I’m not really an animal lover I never ran with the dog-fighting story on Michael Vick. I mean, it’s not that I’m not into dogs beating the bag out of each other (huge doggie endorsements), but this story really caught my eye when Michael Vick issued a statement that included him “Finding Jesus.” I think that’s great. I mean no offense, but Jesus has been missing for over 2,000 years. There’s always that promise the He will come back to earth, but what a treat that Michael Vick was the one to find Him. What are the odds? I say Jesus first and then Osama Bin Laden second. Hell, maybe even bring Jesus to help find Bin Laden. I bet He knows where little old Red Riding Laden is.

Anyway, here’s the rest of what Vick had to say (it clearly isn’t as entertaining as my interpretation):

“I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up. “

I think it was kind of rude that he didn’t apologize to Snoopy. Rude.

Who Said That!?!