More Mindless Stories on ‘megan fox’
Jun
20
20
Does Megan Fox Know She’s With David Silver?
Posted by IBBB
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I’m not going to lie to you, I just basically wanted to post these pictures of Megan Fox on a photo shoot at the beach. I then, however, figured I should tell a story to go along with it. Here’s the story. Apparently Megan Fox is spilling some info on the Transformers 2 movie like a 9 yr old school girl with a secret crush. She told MTV:
“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts. Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”
Well that’s a dumb statement. Of course I want to see her make out, but not so much with Shia as with me or perhaps even a tree. Simulated sex with a stuffed animal, rusty shopping cart, and/or a stop sign is also acceptable.
The article continues by discussing that the script has had a ton of rewrites because the original script was rushed due to the writers strike. Why does it need rewrites? Megan Fox is in it. I’d watch her read a blueberry muffin recipe in 15 different languages (except French) for 90 minutes.
Oh, and as a sidenote, the rumors are flying that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green (aka David Silver) may be breaking up soon, so I’ll let you guys know as soon as I start dating her. I hear she loves bloggers. Oh, and by “bloggers” I mean “not bloggers.”
May
21
21
David Silver in Airport Spinoff
With all the hoopla around Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, and some of the other 90210 alumni making the news lately it’s nice to see our good old boy, David Silver, alive and kicking. He and his hot skank-bag girlfriend, Megan Fox, were snapped up as David picked up Megan at the Burbank airport. Burbank, huh. LAX too expensive to fly into? Come on, there’s got to be some extra 90210 money kicking around.
I wonder if David Silver is still trying to get his rap career off the ground? If I were Megan Fox I’d watch out. If history repeats itself, David will end up banging a talent scout in the back of her limo all whilst Donna taps on the limo window wondering where David is. If she really wanted to get into that limo she should have used her jacked up face to break the window. Oh snap. I just gave it to Donna good with my 2nd grade joke. Seriously, there is no news to report with these two, but any time I can spew out random memories of 90210 yesteryear, then I’m happy….and I know it….so I’ll clap my hands.
