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Seriously What? The Marcia Brady/Maureen McCormick Story is as Crazy as Nikki Blonsky Kicking Bianca’s Mother in the Vagina
- Maureen’s mother went crazy from syphilis
- Maureen’s grandmother went crazy from syphilis
- Growing up Maureen thought that she had syphilis
- Just to keep track, we’ve had 3 mentions of syphilis to far
- She almost got her cherry popped by Greg Brady, but his parents walked in an stopped them.
- Maureen had a crush on Mike Brady before she knew he was the homosexual
- Maureen made a joke in an interview years ago that she and Eve Plumb (Jan Brady) kissed and Eve Plumb no longer talks to Maureen over this.
- Maureen did “uppers,” was freebasing, and was doing coke.
- Maureen had dos abortions
- Maureen dated Michael Jackson and Steve Martin
- Maureen traded sex for drugs
If anyone is keeping track Maureen has officially hit tilt on the “Whack-o-Meter.” Seriously, can we talk more about the syphilis running rampant throughout her family?
For kids preparing for the SATs, here’s a little help for you: Bianca from America’s Next Top Model is to Getting Kicked in the Vagina by Nikki Blonsky, as The Mother of Maureen McCormick is to getting sphylis with the Grandmother.