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Sep
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Marcia & Jan Brady: Lesbians, Coke, the 70’s
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First off, this is some of my finest photoshopping to date. This, my friends, will win awards. Anyway, bom-chika-bom-bom….Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb may have played lesbian reindeer games in the 70’s. Even more exciting is that Marcia Brady and Jan Brady may have been lesbian 1970 lovers! Hot. I hope Jan kept the black wig on the whole time. Oh and you know that cousin Oliver was all over that shit.Maureen McCormick has written a new book in which she allegedly talks about her drug use (cocaine) and how she had a crush on Eve Plumb and how that lead to some “lesbian hijinks.” I love lesbian hijinks. It’s basically the best kind of hijinks there is, next to jihad. While jihad can be considered hijinks, it’s in a complete different league then lesbian hijinks.
While Maureen is claiming that she is not a professional muff-diver and/or lesbian, she and Jan may have gotten a little frisky. How come this wasn’t on the E! True Hollywood Story? They’re going to need to update that STAT. Oh, and you KNOW that Sam the butcher was totally handling the meat when this was going down (insert applause and sympathetic laughter here).
Marcia, coke? Lesbianism? Jan, wigs? Lesbianism? Mike and Carol have a lot of explaining to do.
God bless Sherwood Schwartz, that sick son-of-a-bitch.
Marcia & Jan Brady: Lesbians, Coke, the 70’s
Mar
23
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Marcia Brady Was a Skinny Coke Head
If it wasn’t the 1970’s Maureen McCormick, Marsha Brady, would have shaved off her hair and used an umbrella as a weapon too, but it was the 1970’s so she settled for a good old fashion eating disorder and cocaine habit.
Maureen McCormick admits to People Magazine that she used to snort coke and she even suffered from bulimia. As the old saying goes, “what comes first the drugs or the bulimia?” Well, in Marsha’s case her bulimia came first once she turned 17 and had to go back to public high-school. It was her boyfriend (not Dougie Goodwin) who introduced her to cocaine. He was like, Marsha I want you to meet someone. This is cocaine. Cocaine, this is Marsha. The two quickly became friends and Marsha couldn’t get enough of her new friend.
Maureen McCormick admits to People Magazine that she used to snort coke and she even suffered from bulimia. As the old saying goes, “what comes first the drugs or the bulimia?” Well, in Marsha’s case her bulimia came first once she turned 17 and had to go back to public high-school. It was her boyfriend (not Dougie Goodwin) who introduced her to cocaine. He was like, Marsha I want you to meet someone. This is cocaine. Cocaine, this is Marsha. The two quickly became friends and Marsha couldn’t get enough of her new friend.
Maureen then realized that she had an addictive personality and after several relapses she claims that she has cleaned herself up through a combination of therapy and her faith.
Somewhere right now, probably in a dumpster, Jan Brady is smiling.
