Marguerite Perrin finished up her two-part Trading Spouses episode and what a real treat it was. While last season she was a “God Warrior” this season she is a hip-hoppin’ gizzard eating sass master. I’ve been loving Marguerite for over a year now, she is the reason why I get up each day and why I am the best God Warrior I can be. You’re un-godly, not me.
Words to live by from Marguerite this time around when faced with a racial confrontation, “I’d be hip-hoppin’, having a good ole’ time, eatin’ gizzards.” Seriously? Brilliant.
P.S My editing skills are still top-notch, clearly.
So after one full year of me praying, Marguerite Perrin has returned to national television on Trading Spouses. If you’re not fully aware of the wonder that is Marguerite, get caught up HERE.
Moving on, I must say that I was a little disappointed in the lack of “craziness” from Marguerite, but I must remember that this was only part one of a two part series. Margie-Marg took the $50,000 last time for gastric-bypass surgery and has lost about 65 pounds. She clearly has an additional 160 to go, but certainly a start. Anyway, she should have saved like $2,000 of that to get her teeth fixed. I can’t figure it out if she has a huge space between her front teeth or if she is just missing her front tooth (toof).
This time around Margie-Marg is a bit lighter and not as crazy, but she did find a little “sass” in herself. My favorite line of the episode, “your lips are movin’ but I don’t hear ya.” She even incorporated a neck role and the sass-a-frass finger point. Well played, Marguerite, well played.
Marguerite has been placed into a family that has some “racial issues” shall we say. I think the big mistake on the part of Trading Spouses was not to put her back into a religious situation. They should have planted her into a family of devil worshipers or something. Part II of Trading Spouses will be next Friday, so let’s hope that Marguerite really ups her game. I miss my God Warrior!
Yes, my friends, the Lord does answer prayers. I hear a lot that people pray and pray and never have their prayers answered. My answer to those people? You are not praying for the right things. Health, love, money….nah that never works, but when you pray for mindless things, chances are the Lord will listen. After praying for 1 year solid, my prayers have been answered. Marguerite Perrin, from last years “Trading Spouses” will return for this season starting on January 19. I am literally beside myself with excitement.
Anyone who knows me, knows how obsessed I was with this crazy lady. I’ve yelled her many lines in many bars such as, “He’s not a Christiaaaaaaaaan!” as well as other favorites like:
It’s tainted! I don’t want nothing with tainted anything in beliefs doing anything to my family! Get out!
Get the hell out of my house, in Jesus name I pray.
Clearly, you get the picture. I’ve been tossed out of bars for yelling these lines. I’ve used these lines in business meetings. In fact, I literally have a clip of her on my cell phone that I shared with people just days ago. Obsessed? Hell yes. I couldn’t be any more happy about this. Of course, I will be reporting on this as soon as it airs. God bless you Marguerite, God bless.