More Mindless Stories on ‘mandy moore’
Jul
09
09
Mariah and Mandy: The Vacation-Off
Now is it wrong that Mariah Carey is about twice the age of Mandy Moore, yet looks better in a bikini? Don’t get me wrong, Mariah is still crazier than a shit-house rat, but is looking better and better each day. Poor Mandy. Her album crapped the bed, her movie tanked this week, and the pina colada she’s drinking isn’t even as white as she is. This brings me to my next pointless point: People just look better with a tan. Sure it isn’t good for you, but at least you can look good before you need to begin treatment. Anyway, Mariah was out vacationing in Capri and Mandy was out vacationing in Mexico. Hopefully she won’t get the “Shasta McNasty’s” after drinking the water or her pina colada (the ice).
Jun
30
30
…In Other News…
Posted by IBBB
mandy moore 
Poor Mandy Moore. Her new album debuted and didn’t do so well. I mean it didn’t do horrible. Ok, it did. Her album came 30th this week and only sold 25,000 copies. Ouch, I’ve had more people come to my site this week then Mandy had people buy her CD? Mandy should start a blog OR go with my other solution to a struggling career. Go to skank. It’s that simple. Just go to skank and watch the CD sales pour in. At least Mandy has her movie career to fall back on. In other news…
~ Jessica Simpson Gets Hot Again ~ DrunkenStepFather
~ Lilly Allen Punches, Kicks, and Stretches. She’s Lilly! ~ CelebritySmack
~ Kelly Clarkson Sober? Why. ~ PopBytes
~ Tom Cruise Clogs ~ AgentBedHead
~ Ashley Banks is Still Alive ~ EvilBeet
~ Stephanie Tanner is a Woman. Hey DJ! ~ DListed
~ Jessica Biel is Cat-Woman ~ NinjaDude
~ God Bless Megan Fox ~ FatBack
~ Amy Winehouse After and Before? ~ POTP
~ Joss Stone Looks Like Candy ~ Glunp
Apr
12
12
How to Make Mandy Moore Look Better
Posted by IBBB
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So by now everyone knows how I feel about Mandy Moore. I’m not exactly sure what she does, but I know she’s famous and after she dated DJ AM, I know that I totally had a chance with her (similar to Ashlee Simpson). I always get emails from people asking me why I like Mandy Moore and that she doesn’t look that great, etc. I think she’s hot, but through the brilliance of “the camera” I found a sure fire way to make Mandy Moore even hotter. All you need to do is simply place Susan Sarandon next to her and presto-chango you have yourself a hotter Mandy Moore. Now please do not get me wrong, this trick also works with other celebrities as well. Kirsten Dunst? Just drop Susan Sarandon next to her and even Kirsten gets hotter. It’s a brilliant plan, frankly. Anyway, Mandy and Susan were at the “Do Something” Brick Awards. I have no idea what those are and am too tired to figure it out. It doesn’t matter really. I’m sure it helps kids in Tajikistan or something.
Mar
13
13
Mandy Moore Single, I Submit Application
Multiple Persons Magazine is reporting that Mandy Moore and DJ AM have called it quits about 2-weeks ago. A random drunken source close to Mandy has said that the breakup was “mutual.” If by “mutual” the source really meant “Mandy finally realized she was dating DJ AM” then “yes” the breakup was “mutual.” Wow, I like to use “quotes.” What is even more shocking is that DJ AM is 33 years old. Legit, I thought he was in high-school.
So, I therefore submit my application for dating Mandy Moore. I had to brush it off and cross out Oprah’s address and replace it with Mandy’s, but I’ve sent it nonetheless. Bonus points for using “nonetheless” in a sentence.
Jan
23
23
Mandy Moore Has the Clinical Blues
Posted by IBBB
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I think I’ve blogged about Mandy Moore in the past 2 weeks than in the past 5 months combined. She’s all over the place. Clearly at this point you know that I sweat Mandy Moore and after her dating DJ AM and Zack Braff I definitely have a chance. But something saddens me. Mandy Moore has recently told Jane Magazine (via People Magazine) that after she broke up with Zack Braff she suffered some mild depression. Mandy also said she suffers from “the blues.” Ok, so that’s kinda the same thing, but I won’t hold it against my Mandy. Mandy also gets pretty philosophical by telling Jane Magazine,
“I’ve been going through this really crazy time in my life. I’m asking myself life-altering questions, like ‘Who am I? Where do I fit in this world? What am I doing? What do I want to do? Am I living to my full potential?’”
Mandy honey, pumpkin, sweetie, I don’t need you thinking of these things. I need you to focus just on me. Also, as a side note, the crazy questions are making you a little less attractive to me…don’t worry though, only by like 1%.
Mandy continued on by stating that she has tried dating, but doesn’t really like it.
“I know I should be putting myself out there. But I don’t really think it’s for me. That’s not to say I’m ready to jump back into a relationship anytime soon. I’m definitely not looking. But it’d be fun to have a crush.”
Mandy no need to look any further. I’m right here. Behind the computer. I think it would be fun to have a crush too, although TRUST ME crushes don’t work out EVER. Nevertheless, let’s grab some beers at some place real fancy. You know, with white linen table clothes and awkward wine lists. You in? Call me.
P.S. Please rethink the restraining order.
