More Mindless Stories on ‘making the band’
Fill up the bathtub with Purell because Aubrey O’Day, aka Syphilicious, hits the cover of Playboy as a mix between Heidi Montag and a cartoon of Heidi Montag. Playboy knows that we know she doesn’t look real, right? Do you think they know we know they know we know? I think they do. She kinda looks like the opening credits of Family Ties, you know, when they painted in the the entire cast. Why not just superimpose MC Skat Kat into the background? The possibilities are endless, really.
Diddy and his teef must be in a major huff over this. Danity Kane is pretty much down to those other two chicks and, well, that’s about it. Aubrey might as well cash in while she can. Maybe they can bring Babs Bunny back and one of the 3 kicked out members of the original Destiny’s Child and start a new group.
As a side note, I’m pretty sure this entire blog post was random thoughts running through my head. I’m the worst.
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What a real success we had with the Heidi Montard Before and After. I got a request to “Pre-Fame and Post-Fame’ Aubrey and the next thing you know someone had it waiting for me in my inbox. Haha. Box. It’s like IBBB writes itself and I just put out requests.
I have absolutely no clue what Diddy was talking about when he said that fame changed her. She looks exactly the same. If these pictures were pushed closer together she’d look like a Siamese twin.
I say beauty all around! The “after” picture should be her license picture. She looks rested, fresh, easy breezy, beautiful. I mean the way that her face looks 4 shades lighter than the rest of her body really makes her stomach pop!
$2 dollar sucky sucky? I say $1 dollar sucky sucky and a complimentary reach-around. Ole!
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Ok so I’m a day late and two donuts short, but who in the holy hell saw the live ending of Making the Band 4? I don’t care that there’s only 6 people out there watching it and I’m two of them.
Well, if you’ve seen it you noticed that when Aubrey (aka Syphilicious) was truly kicked out of the band the audience was absolutely silent. The look on their faces was priceless. If you didn’t know better you would have thought that they were watching midgets kicking puppies and newborns in the background.
Next up, the three girls left in the group walked onto the stage as if they were pushing a casket up the aisle in church. The little one with the big hair would only look out the window during the interview like she was an orphan waiting for her real parents to come back and pick her up. The other white chick suddenly was chatting up a storm. I don’t think she said more than 4 lines the entire season.
Finally, Syphilicious made it onto the stage to tell her side of the story and she went off on this crazy tangent about how she’s a woman who speaks her mind and she’s tired of explaining that. Then she jumps up, raises her arms, and starts yelling something. I assumed that was the precise moment when the drugs kicked in.
Oh well, good riddance to her. She was annoying as all hell. The may keep saying there’s no Danity Kane
without Aubrey/Syphilicious, but I say there’s no Danity Kane
without the TV show. Anyone ever hear of Ashlee Simpson? Exactly.
Peace out Syph.
Diddy runs the city. Allegedly Diddy also throws chairs
. If there’s one you know about me it’s that I think there is nothing better than “boom cat, boom boom cat” from MTV’s Making the Band. What a real Monday treat it was for me when I read that “boom cat, boom boom cat” (choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson
) has allegedly filed a complaint against Diddy for throwing a chair at her during the filming of the new Making the Band season. Diddy, of course, is saying that this claim is false and that this is just another example of people trying to take advantage of his fame. Someone on the NYPD has verified that the complaint had been made, but that no criminal activity had been found.
Uh, if this took place during the filming, couldn’t they just check the tape and see if it had, in fact, happened? Although, who hasn’t had a chair thrown at them once or twice? Laurie Ann could have done totally taught the chair to boom cat, boom boom cat.
Who Said That!?!
Best photo ever. What you can’t see if the math book Diddy is holding in front of his waist.
Meanwhile, Diddy is hosting an open casting call for the next season of Making the Band 4.
So if you are in Houston, LA, Chicago, Detroit, or New York and you want to become part of an all boy band that is as big and successful as Danity Kane
(who?) you should definitely try out. I’m hoping that this new season will be chock full of “boom cat, boom boom cat” as it always brought a smile to my face.
They should have a “Making the Blog.” I’d try out, but again only if there was some ‘boom cat, boom boom cat.’
Check Out the Audition Dates/Location Here
Who Shot That Look!?!