More Mindless Stories on ‘maddox’
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Families Who Sass the Paparazzi Together, Stay Together
If looks could kill you would be an uzi, you’re a shotgun – bang! what’s up with that thang, I wanna know, how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up Mr. Lover, like Prince said you’re a sexy mother….
Angelina Jolie, of the Jolie-Pitt dynasty, took the children out to see Mary Poppins in New York City over the weekend. I’m not sure if they went to see the play or if Ang (that’s what I call her) just paid Julie Andrews hundreds of thousands of dollars to jump off the roof with an umbrella in her hand. It’ a real toss up at this point.
Seriously, I hope as soon as they got back in their van she told those kids that if they keep making faces like that they’re going to freeze that way for life.
Angelina is still in NYC filming her upcoming spy-thriller film, “Salt.” In this film she sports bangs so, well, I’m sure this transformation will get her an Oscar nom. Every time I see a photo of Ang all I can hear is her yelling, “I want MY son back!”
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Is Maddox’s Mother Anne Curry?
Angelina Jolie and her son Maddox (which is Vietnamese for “you are now a rich kid”) were doing a little book-learnin’ while they were at Borders in Chicago over the weekend. Is it just me or is it the more weight Angelina loses the more she looks like Anne Curry from The Today Show. She totally does and you know it. Hopefully there are some “self help” books in that bag so that Angelina Jolimia can put on a few extra pounds. Wait, unless she’s in the middle of filming for “Philadelphia 2.” That’s always a possibility. I also hope that Maddox gets a haircut before going to school in September. Nobody likes a little punk.
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Maddox Punches Brad Pitt in the Nuts
They ended up taking this facackta rickshaw all over town and at every red light Brad and Angelina’s security team had to jump out and stop the paparazzi from taking pictures of them. Nice work guys, job complete!
While Angelina has been quoted saying that she was upset that they couldn’t film this movie in Pakistan because she loved it there and had been there 3 times (probably orphan hunting) she was happy to be in India as well. Yeah Angelina, Pakistan is so beautiful this time of year. I mean all those magical sand-storms and delightful rock throwing really makes it such a tourist trap. Between the mix of insane heat and smell of an entire community that doesn’t believe in using deodorant, I hear it’s the new honeymoon destination!
Angelina and Brad then continued their stay at “Le Meridian” hotel. True story. Way to rough it guys. I’m sure if you were staying at the Best Western you wouldn’t spewing out how you love Pakistan. P.S, where the hell is Shiloh?
