Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s Maybelline? The whole Madonna family apparently tried to scare the balls off everyone at the Kabbalah Center over the weekend? First off, what the hell goes on at the Kabbalah Center? And when is their Halloween? Lourdes wants to make sure you know, for sure, without a doubt that she still has her unibrow. She’s so committed to this unibrow that she actually even added some goldish headband that outlines and points to her unibrow. I’m waiting for her to toss on some form of a chin strap that will really make her mustache pop. Then she’s hand in man-hand with her mom, Madonna, who must think it’s ok to go and worship in cutoff sweatpants and a t-shirt. Seriously, what in the name of red string is wrong with her arms? Those look like heroin arms. Gross.

Wait, do you work out at the Kabbalah Center? I mean either way I’m not going, but if you do work out there that’s a complete deal breaker for me.