Where’s WaldLO?

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See what I did there? Nice, right? Layup joke. Anyscript, it’s nice to see that LC and LO are still chums even though LC has abandon us as a country. I thought the signs in the background truly represent what I consider these girls to be like. First they’re all like, “Yeah, I’m open” and as soon as you try to take the next step they’re all like, “No trespassing!” How rude! It’s girls like these that keep the Ruffies business afloat.

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Feb
18

The Hills Gang Goes to Hawaii! I Hope They Return the Tiki to Professor Whitehead!

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Bonus points to whoever got my joke in the title and by “bonus points” I mean “imaginary nothings.”

For those of you, like me, who are are trying to fill the void in your lives ever since The Hills has been on hiatus, well do I have the perfect fix for you! It’s two parts heroin, two parts Zima, and 1 part Hills pictures of the cast shooting scenes in Hawaii for the upcoming season that is set to air in March. Was that a run-on sentence? Eh, I’m keeping it.

The whole Douche-Bag-Bunch gased up what I will assume is DouK’s private jet, sipped some champagne, and got ready for some scripted fun in the Hawaiian sun. Seriously everyone was there. Well almost everyone. Heidi and Steve Sanders seem to be missing from the group photo. I’m sure they’re back in LA trying to find newer and more efficient ways to burn in hell.

While these photos don’t talk, they sorta do. For instance, in the last photo you know Audrina is text messaging Lauren to ask her what her next line is. Lauren hasn’t received the message yet because she’s too busy making sure LOser is following all of her commands that she laid out in a list before they left for the airport.

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Dec
04

Oh LOser, My LOser.

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Everybodys favorite talentless Hills sidekick, LOser, attended the 4th Annual “Making Magic Happen” in Los Angeles, CA. Los Angeles means “the angels.”

Even LOser, clearly, has no idea why on earth she is at this event. Maybe that’s the magic? I do believe, I do believe, I do believe, I do believe!

LOser’s “almost cameltoe” is desperately trying to escape from its black satin prison. One day, my little cameltoe, you shall be free…..just like LOser’s old nose is now free from the clutches of her face. Dream big, dream often.

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Aug
04

LC and LOser Do Something, Technically.

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I’m not so good with words. What’s the definition of “irony?” Is that the same as “ironic?” I believe so. Anyhills, Lauren Cockring and LOser Bosworthless were at the “Do Something Awards” which are a pre-party to the Teen Choice Awards. If, like me, you’re wondering what any of those things are, you’re old.

Lauren was wearing one of those whiteish business outfits that Heather Locklear used to wear on Melrose Place. Perfect! I’m am not envisioning LC walking into my office and knocking all the stuff off my desk. But then she’ll start talking and it will totally kill the mood. LOser, on the other hand, was wearing the bottom half of one of Mrs Roper’s caftans. While crouched down, LOser looks like a peacock ready to take a hot steamy dump on the red carpet. In positive LOser feedback, she does look like she’s lost some weight. So hopefully she has some form of an eating disorder or maybe she’s hooked on meth or something. Fingers crossed.

As a sidenote, only 15 more sleeps until the new season of The Hills starts! August 18th you rat bastards!

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May
16

Karma Missed Lo & Lauren, Hits Paparazzo

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Lauren Cockring and LOser were leaving Crown Bar in LA the other night when karma missed them and smacked a paparazzo right in the ass until he hit the ground. Some say he tripped and fell, I say he’s going for a “LC Upskirt” and I think he should be commended for that….kinda like that dude who saved the person who fell onto the train tracks in NYC last year. While LOser just kept on walking and fixing her stringy hair, Lauren actually looked shocked and reached out her spoiled hand to help him up. LC gave her “Oh face” that can typically be seen in every shot of her in the opening credits of The Hills.

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