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Oh that tricky DJ Tanner! She’s always trying to lose a couple of pounds, especially before Kathy Santone’s birthday pool party. Aunt Becky must be calling DJ to make sure she’s eating properly. You know, things like chicken or fish with veggies and salad. The standard.
Lori Laughlin was caught on the streets of LA just the other day heading into a doctors appointment. I hope everything is ok! I wonder if Nicky and Alex are going to become big brothers? Have mercy!
Everyone and their mother was at the Bob Saget Comedy Central Roast the other day. As a wise man once said “When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone, when life is waiting to carry you home. Everywhere you look.” I’m not fully sure what that means, but the words were part of the Full House theme song and Full House is my new religion so I believe whatever it says.
While random celebrities like Judy Tenuta, Alan Thicke, Cloris Leachman, Jodie Sweetin and many of the other Full House cast members made it to the roast, the Olsen Sluts were missing (as I reported yesterday). Well, the Olsen Skanks should count themselves lucky for missing the event because E Online is reporting that the Olsen’s were the butt of many of the jokes, including jokes about Bob Saget having sexual encounters with them while they were underage. Yeah, because that’s always funny. You totally know that Danny Tanner would make Michelle stick her thumb up his bum while she said, “You Got it Dude!” and gave the “thumbs up” sign. Pervert.
You can check out the roast on August 17th on Comedy Central. I’ll be watching because, to me, it will be like a Full House reunion and I can’t wait to see Uncle Joey completely bomb. You know he’s still using those “cut, it, out” jokes and probably still has that retarded woodchuck puppet with him. Did somebody say……wood? No Joey, they didn’t. Rot in hell.
Meg Ryan and a cast of other random characters attended the Women in Film’s 2008 Crystal Lucy Awards last night in LA. Just to clarify, you can only win an award if you have both a vaginastein and at least one boob. If you’ve somehow magically spouted a penis you will, of course, be disqualified.
Nicole Richie was there looking like she’s almost back down to her fighting weight of 26 pounds, while Eva Mendes was there showing off her man hands. I love Eva Mendes, but if she accidentally lost both of her hands in a terrible fishing accident I would be so fine with it. Even Rumer Willis was there because she’s done a lot for…..er….uh….um. So, yeah Rumer Willis was there.
But of course, my favorite attendee with both a rack and a vaginastein would have to be Lori Loughlin
, more commonly known as Aunt Becky. I haven’t seen her with Uncle Jesse a lot lately so I’m guessing their getting a divorce and will no longer be “doing their taxes” in Danny Tanners attic. Seriously, Lori must be counting down the days until the new 90210 starts up so she can be “real” famous again and not just “Full House” famous. Bring it on Becks!
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Rebecca Donaldson is looking pretty good for her age, even with that one tooth that’s turned almost totally into her two front teeth……but who’s really looking that close. Aunt Becky was at that “A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival” where famous people did nice things for charity and intentionally made me feel bad for posting pictures of them from the event and pointing out their f’d up tooth. Thanks “Becks.”
Anyway, seeing pictures of Aunt Becky really gets me pumped for the new 90210. I hope her storyline involves getting into a gang bang with Mrs. Teasley in the dumpster behind the Peach Pit while Nat looks on. Oh, and I also hope they bring David Silver’s old dorky friend, Scott, back to life. Sure he accidentally shot himself, but his character had real potential.
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Sweet! All my Full House dreams have almost come true! Ant Becky-Becks may be playing the role of the mom on that new 90210 spinoff. Brilliant! Random drunken sources are claiming that Lori Loughlin will play Celia Mills, an ex-Olympic athlete who relocated to Beverly Hills 90210 with her husband who’s the new principle of Beverly Hills High…and their two kids, who I assume are still Nicky and Alex.
I say bring it on! I can only hope that Mrs Teasley is still at Beverly Hills High and on the lookout for drunken seniors who are attending the prom. No joke, if she is, my sad and pathetic life would be complete. Anyway, Ant Becks as an ex-Olympian makes me a little anxious. I mean, I don’t know if she can handle this big move to Beverly Hills. Remember what happened when Uncle Jesse was a huge success over in Japan and Ant Becks decided to “leave the tour” and head back to the good old US of A? It almost broke up their marriage and they would have had to move out of Danny’s attic. See? A lot can happen. I will give bonus points to the new 90210 if they really do cast Nicky and Alex as her kids and will award even more bonus points if the theme song is “I’m the Cute One” and is sung by Nicky and Alex themselves. Why in the holy hell am I not writing for this show? I have so many ideas!
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