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Aunt Becky Calls DJ to Make Sure She’s Eating
Oh that tricky DJ Tanner! She’s always trying to lose a couple of pounds, especially before Kathy Santone’s birthday pool party. Aunt Becky must be calling DJ to make sure she’s eating properly. You know, things like chicken or fish with veggies and salad. The standard.
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So Who Shows Up to a “Bob Saget Roast?”
While random celebrities like Judy Tenuta, Alan Thicke, Cloris Leachman, Jodie Sweetin and many of the other Full House cast members made it to the roast, the Olsen Sluts were missing (as I reported yesterday). Well, the Olsen Skanks should count themselves lucky for missing the event because E Online is reporting that the Olsen’s were the butt of many of the jokes, including jokes about Bob Saget having sexual encounters with them while they were underage. Yeah, because that’s always funny. You totally know that Danny Tanner would make Michelle stick her thumb up his bum while she said, “You Got it Dude!” and gave the “thumbs up” sign. Pervert.
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Meg Ryan Looking Less Frightful
I’m glad we’re living back in a world where Meg Ryan is looking less frightful again. From the looks of it she let her lips simmer down a bit and went back to her haircut from “When Harry Met Sally” days, which is fine by me. I will now officially declare today as “Meg Ryan is Sorta Hot Again” Day! The parade starts at noon.
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Wake Up San Francisco
Rebecca Donaldson is looking pretty good for her age, even with that one tooth that’s turned almost totally into her two front teeth……but who’s really looking that close. Aunt Becky was at that “A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival” where famous people did nice things for charity and intentionally made me feel bad for posting pictures of them from the event and pointing out their f’d up tooth. Thanks “Becks.”
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Ant Becks Back on TV?
I say bring it on! I can only hope that Mrs Teasley is still at Beverly Hills High and on the lookout for drunken seniors who are attending the prom. No joke, if she is, my sad and pathetic life would be complete. Anyway, Ant Becks as an ex-Olympian makes me a little anxious. I mean, I don’t know if she can handle this big move to Beverly Hills. Remember what happened when Uncle Jesse was a huge success over in Japan and Ant Becks decided to “leave the tour” and head back to the good old US of A? It almost broke up their marriage and they would have had to move out of Danny’s attic. See? A lot can happen. I will give bonus points to the new 90210 if they really do cast Nicky and Alex as her kids and will award even more bonus points if the theme song is “I’m the Cute One” and is sung by Nicky and Alex themselves. Why in the holy hell am I not writing for this show? I have so many ideas!
