More Mindless Stories on ‘lollipop head syndrome’
Dec
17
17
Tara Reid Trades Addictions
Seriously, Tara Reid is a genius. Tara was at the opening of “The Basement” in Australia and I won’t say that she has an eating disorder of any kind, but I will say that bulimia is the new rehab and the old “knocked up un-wed celebrity mother.” Tara Reid is brilliant because she’s apparently taken the opportunity to steal some of Lindsay Lohan’s boring thunder while she is all “clean and sober” and pays homage to all the girls of 2005/2006 that suffered from Lollipop Head Syndrome (LHS). Ahhhh 2005/2006 was such an innocent time when celebrities were only starving themselves and shoving Crest toothbrushes halfway down their throat. They were simpler times really. And, clearly, Tara Reid is trying to bring back 2005/2006 with all of the trucker hats that I guess people are still wearing in Australia?
I only have one thing to say to Tara Reid and her recent weight loss. “Want a Viper? Ya want some money? Like my boooooody? TrimSpa baby!” And we know how that shitshow turned out.
Aug
13
13
Is Maddox’s Mother Anne Curry?
Angelina Jolie and her son Maddox (which is Vietnamese for “you are now a rich kid”) were doing a little book-learnin’ while they were at Borders in Chicago over the weekend. Is it just me or is it the more weight Angelina loses the more she looks like Anne Curry from The Today Show. She totally does and you know it. Hopefully there are some “self help” books in that bag so that Angelina Jolimia can put on a few extra pounds. Wait, unless she’s in the middle of filming for “Philadelphia 2.” That’s always a possibility. I also hope that Maddox gets a haircut before going to school in September. Nobody likes a little punk.
Jan
31
31
Is It Just Me or Is Nicole Richie Fat?
I actually would like to applaud Nicole Richie for doing her best “lollipop” impersonation. Wasn’t Nicole working on gaining weight? Maybe it’s the photos from “ParisExposed” of Nicole eating coke off of a plate that made her lose her appetite. Yeeeeah, I’ll go with that. Regardless of what type of lollipop head syndrome (LHS) that Nicole is suffering from, she and Paris spent some time at Mr Chow’s for a little din-din. In Paris Hilton news, Paris has filed a federal lawsuit to have “ParisExposed” shut down and she wants her junk back. She also wants her virginity back, but you can’t reverse that crap. You know what? I’m filing a federal lawsuit to have Paris Hilton shut down. I don’t mean the website, I actually mean her.
Who Shot Those Two!?
Who Shot Those Two!?
Oct
18
18
A Meeting of the Lollipop Head Guild!
We represent the lollipop head guild, the lollipop head guild, the lollipop head guild. And in the name of the Anorexia League…we wish to welcome you to binge and purge land! And…end scene.
Nicole Richie and friend/designer Rachel Zoe were all week and tired smiles at the “Charlotte Ronson Cocktail Party to Celebrate The Spring 2007 Collection.” Yup, I officially don’t know what more than half of that sentence means. Anyway, if this was People Magazine they would then circle Nicole’s stomach in the above picture with the caption “Baby Bump?” She’s probably just bloated from all the mints and sugar water.
