Lo Bosworth, the Priscilla Barnes of Our Generation, at Harrah’s Pool in Atlantic City

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Do I have anything interesting to say about Lo from The Hills? Nope. Was this the perfect opportunity to toss in an obscure Priscilla Barnes reference? You know it! Now that we’re all caught up, Lo was all “over the shoulder” smiles at “The Pool” in Harrah’s in Atlantic City over the weekend. Well, actually I do have a story, girls, boys, and the people of Harrah’s. So grab your nap mats and get in a semi-circle around IBBB:

One time the fine, fine, people of Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City invited me to an all expense paid trip for the weekend to experience Brooke Hogan’s (11th) 21st Birthday that was taking place at “The Pool.” It was a great weekend and yours truly even got a VIP cabana directly next to Brooke Hogan. Sure she wouldn’t talk to me, or anyone for that matter, and never left her cabana once, but still the weekend was awesome. I ate and drank like a king and had the best night sleep too (thanks “alcohol induced coma!). SO, if the fine, fine, fine, people of Harrah’s would ever like invite me again, I would gladly go. I would go to see anyone, Harrah’s people, but if the following “celebrities” are ever coming to “host” please keep me in mind:

Audrina
Anyone from the cast of Jersey Shore
Bindi Irwin
Nell Carter (via Ouija Board)
Anyone from any “Real Housewives” series (preference to Kim Zolciak)
Kelly Cutrone
Kelly Cutrone
Whitney Port
Kelly Cutrone
Kelly Cutrone

Story time/sellout time has now officially come to a close. Thank you. Please find my contact information throughout this site, including a link to my personal Facebook page. That is all.

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Jun
20

Happy Belated Graduation LOser!

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audrina, lauren conrad, lo, the hills

Half the lifeless cast of The Hills were out and about the other night at Green Door in LA to celebrate LOsers last day of college or some shit from UCLA. I’m pretty sure she majored in “Fucking Retarded” and minored in “I’m Not Interesting.” She may have actually double-majored, but who can keep up with the whirlwind that is LOser.

Us Weekly spoke with Lauren and she told them that she and Audrina really want to make things work and not fight with each other. Wanna know how she plans to do this? Well I’m glad you asked. Lauren and Audrina have scheduled one night per week to talk. No really, that’s what she said. What must that conversation be like? I bet it involves a lot of extra white big teeth and awkward head tilts. In other words, that will probably consist of 6 episodes of next seasons “Hills” which debuts in August. Ugh. How many more sleeps until it starts!?

Anyway, back to the pictures. Looks like the new style this season is short dresses that stop just short of your vaginastein. Alright! A little breeze and maybe we’ll get to see a glimpse of Lo’s “Bosworth” or Lauren’s gentleman greeter. We’ve already seen Audrina’s but I’d go for another shot.

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