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That’s right boys, girls, and those who have both a pee pee and a wee wee, it’s time to check in on Lindsay Lohan and see just how she’s doing on Myspace and, more importantly, how her “fans” are doing. Why Lohan’s Myspace page isn’t the next location for “To Catch a Predator” is beyond me. No joke, I think I’m going to track these people down and make a citizens arrest. Anyfreckles, Lindsay wanted everyone to know that they can follow her on her newer Twitter account. I learned a lot. I learned that people like to type the following words a lot: Wut Up LINZ!, HaTeRz, Do U!, LOLZ, and J/K. I also learned that people are still nuts. Below are handful of my favorite responses to Lindsay:
~ Yeah Mike, you totally have known Linds for a long time especially because she’s probably tied up in the trunk of your ‘85 Oldsmobile as I type this. And, you have a point. Being Myspace friends with someone you don’t really know really is an honor. You should get down on your knees every day and thank Jesus that someone who is running Lindsay’s Myspace page clicked “accept” to your friend request. Oh, and you should also untie her and let her out of your trunk.
~ This guy was so creeptastic that I’ve decided to also include his picture. Hopefully this will save him the time of being lawfully obligated to introduce himself to all of his neighbors. Something tells me that “Linds” isn’t missing him. I also fear for Lindsay during her “alone time” with Lorne, especially since he is missin her “*****”, & “***”, & beautiful ****!” Should I assume the last “****” is “arms?” Oh wait, I got it. He should have added “********” – freckles. Calling the cops, Lorne, calling the cops.
~ Alright apparently we have someone from the KKK here. It’ nice that they’ve taken their hate to the Myspace world. Also, why do people just add “…” in between actual letters of words? I guess it’s because this guy is a natural redhead too and that i..n rare. Seriously, is this supposed to get a response from Lindsay? Like she’s going to write him back and be like, “Oh my God, you’re a natural redhead too? Wanna come over so we can discuss that?” Fa….il.
~ Sweet, yet another perv! I’m sure if this d-bag was 30 years younger he would have a chance with Lindsay. And I’m sure she would accept all your love and “kiss” too. And what “good work” should Lindsay be keeping up? Not falling down? Even spray-tan blending? Tweeting? I’m confused.
~ Do people just blindly open up the dictionary, point to parts of words, and then just start typing? What does any of this even mean? Does it really take that much more time to type in the full word? I mean, in this case it still wouldn’t make any sort of sense, but at least it would show the effort. “An 4 twits mak a flok?” Huh? Is that some kind of Al Qaeda message to signal Jihad?
I may not make Olivia Palermo my wife after seeing this mess. Kinda looks like a horse wearing Hammer pants. In other news….
~ Drew Barrymore’s Magic Rack ~ ABH
~ Katherine Heigl is Act-Dying ~ Websters
~ Rihanna Watch: Back in LA ~ POTP
~ Ebony and Ivory ~ PB
~ Timberlake Makes Tequila. Ok. ~ FB
~ Natalie Imbruglia Still Alive ~ IDWYL
~ Join IBBB on Facebook! ~ IBBB on Facebook
~ Dude, blowin the tree sounds like some risky behavior. Plus, what the hell are you talking about? Also, unless you’re a 7 year old girl signing her grandfather’s 75th birthday card please never sign things “oxoxoxox.”
~ I love when “the fans” turn on Lohan. I had a hard time fully understanding the insults due to the lack of any form of punctuation. The only time you should skip a period is if you’re pregnant. Wow, that was deep. I’m wicked smaaaaht.
~ Huh? Wait. What? Ummm. Huh? What was so “beautiful” about what Lohan wrote? I mean, when she said, “but i’m not so quick with myspace sometimes” that really was a pretty sentence. P.S Lindsay is kind of a baby, I guess.
~ Can I make a citizens arrest on this chick for possible stalking? I love knowing every little thing about you? Really? Yeah, that’s not creepy at all. I hope your parents aren’t looking over your shoulder when you type shit like this on the “family computer” in the living room while they’re watching Wheel of Fortune.
~ Well don’t you see seem like quite the dish. You have a song tattooed all over your body and you’re alone drinking a bottle of tequila all while sending one Ms. Lindsay Lohan a myspace message? Well the “personal ad” practically writes itself! Stop drinking. Thanks.
~ Yeah that sounds like an AWESOME idea. There’s nothing I’d like more than to hear Lohan butchering all my favorite songs. Plus, I’m sure Tyra Banks is in the process of doing this right now anyway.
To freshen up the stale stank around here, IBBB is bringing back a new segment tentatively titled, “Fun With Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace Blog!” Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. The other day Lindsay wanted everyone to know what she got Sam Rotten for a gift.
~ Uh, they’re not married yet so “no.” Possibly one of my top favorite responses to Lohan.
~ Hey Emily! is this. your fave show. for real? Stop lying about watching all of them and then coming clean that you’ve only seen a lot. i also think you should get off of the myspace and focus on your studies.
~ Yeah Hannah! And a huge bucket of greasy chicken! Mmmm late night movies and fried chicken. This, my friends is my 50% of Americans are obese. Please note, all percentages are based on opinion.
~ Yay! More funny messages! If only the person who posted below this person also was sending a fake message…….(see below)
~ Wow! Look who actually made the post list this time. And what a brilliant question to ask. I’ve always wondered if the “Friends” were really friends. I hope Linds answers. Oh, and how hot is IBBB? Wow. Grrrrrrreat! Please note I am totally a loser for posting that message and even more of a loser that I was so psyched when I saw it posted. My life is empty. Carry on.
~ Well thanks, Ms. LauRen, for being a complete downer. If talent really was only genetic then Dina Lohan would be in actual TV shows instead of dancing in reality shows during “Las Vegas Week.” Although, Nana Lohan is the talent in that family. It’s all a wash.
~ hahaah oh my God you were? hahahahaha I totally hope they kick it in the bay area hahahaha. Everythang it mellow there I bet hahaha. love u oRgaZmik pNay hahahahah.
~ Wait a minute. Lindsay must let every comment get posted. I’m totally adding a “Lindsay, are the Friends really friends” comment to her next blog post. Stay tuned!
~ Yes, Kendra, from looking at all the photos of Lindsay and Sam standing emotionless with their heads down, the love really is obvious.
~ Oh yeah, Fernando, you totally have a shot. Not just Lindsay, but women in general love it when men send them messages that say “hehe” along with “jk” and especially the word “wink.” I think the only “turn” you’ll be getting is the “turn” you give yourself.
~Yeah. Note to self: Stay the holy hell away from Mexico. Additional Note to self: the term “direct communication” scares the piss out of me. Last note to self: Reconsider going to Mexico, but if I run into a person named “Firestar” immediately contact la policia.
~ You tell ‘em Peter! What an original thought. I bet no one has ever even thought up the idea of having the paparazzi being in the position that the celebrity is in. You’re a girl genius! Stop trying to get Lindsay Lohan to have sex with you by sending her Myspace comments at 1:47 in the morning you sick pervert. Good day.
~ I not only don’t believe what you are saying, I have no actual clue what you are saying. Perhaps I’m the one who needs help? I’m sorry, but I do.
~ Um, I don’t know if these people are “sick” because they asked if they broke up. They only “asked.” They didn’t try to pick all the freckles off of Lindsay using a roach clip. Even that’s not that sick. That’s more innovative than sick.
~ Do you also have Myspace turrets? I’m pretty F*ck sure that’s Sh!t what Balls that is! Sh!t F*ck!