More Mindless Stories on ‘laguna beach’
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Sometimes Santa doesn’t answer my letters and sometimes he does. Sometimes that fat bastard even eats my cookies and drinks my milk. Fat ass. Anyway, an avid IBBB reader and super secret super spy has passed a little information my way. Now this source is a drunken skank, but still I trust skanks, usually. Rumor (Willis) has it that Cami, Kendra, and Lexie from Laguna Beach 3 may be working on some type of new project together. This is at very early stages so there isn’t much more to report, yet, but I’m hoping that they’re braining back my favorite train wreck, Laguna Beach. Hopefully they’re giving Douche-Bag Creek (Newport Harbor) the boot! I’m also hoping that if Laguna Beach comes back they freshen up the title to something like “Lagina Creek Part 4.” It has a real nice ring to it.
The bottom line is that if Cami and crew can come crashing into our living rooms again via “the television” then all is right with the world. Please make this happen, Santa and Jesus, please!
Hey, remember Kristin from Laguna Beach (sign of the cross)? Yeah, well she’s alive. Yeah, no she really is. Here are the photos to prove it! Kristin Cavallari played “Kristin Cavallari” on Laguna Beach (sign of the cross) and is now attending a fashion show because, I assume, that’s what you do when you exit a hit reality show. Kristin was hosting this random fashion show and brought two guests of honor for the night…her rack.
This all got me to thinking. (1) I still sweat Kristin (2) Nice boobs (3) Where has she been (4) and most importantly, what if the producers of “The Hills” replaced Heidi with Kristin? No joke, that would be brilliant. Then, they could replace Steve Sanders (aka Spencer) with Steven. Then, they could replace Audrina with Alex H. Then they could replace Audrina’s teeth with Dieter. Then, they could replace Whitney with Alex M. And then finally they could slightly tweak the name of the show “The Hills” to something catchy like….oh I don’t know….”Laguna Beach.” Brilliant, right? I would still keep Lisa Loveless though, as she is (similar to me) a national treasure.
Remember Kristin from Laguna Beach?
Even though “The Hills” is on a break until Season 3 starts up at some point in the summer, it’s like every week there is a new “The Hills” story to choose from.
This one is great. Apparently, Jason Wahler and some buddies were drinking vodka and playing a friendly little game of Russian Roulette. In regards to regular roulette I typically put my money on Red 9, but I guess this game is a little different and involves a gun. According to US Weekly
who received these photos, Jason and some buddies were trashed in Hollywood one night last summer and everyone ended up playing around with a gun. Yeah, that’s safe. I’d assume that Jason wanted to take a dirt nap after realizing that he dated Jessica from Laguna Beach, but maybe he has deeper troubles than that….even though that would be enough to make anyone play “kiss the gun.”
It’s good to see Jason’s been doing well. He’s about two drinks away from “Trimspa, baby!”
Woo-hoo! Just because MTV’s The Hill’s is over for the season doesn’t mean that we won’t be hearing about what is going on with the extended cast. Jason Wahler decided to trump Jessica’s recent arrest with getting arrested, again. Jason was arrested over the weekend (4th time in 9-months) for criminal trespassing and assault. I guess it doesn’t help when you call the arresting officer a “n*ger, fa**ot, and a poor f*ck. I hear that is “frowned upon.” Apparently Jason punched one of the security guards at a hotel right in the mouth. After he ran, Jason was found intoxicated and passed out in the hotel. Good times. I can’t wait to see what Jessica is going to do to top this. I bet she’ll kill someone. Cami would never pull this crap.