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Kristin Cavallari is apparently still employable, which sucks for me as I’m in a letter-writing-campaign to Congress to see if they can force MTV to replace Lauren Conrad with Kristin after Lauren peaces out at the end of Season 5 of “The Hills.” Conradulations, Lauren, you’re dead to me.
Anybeach, Kristin was in Miami at the Cosmo 2nd Annual Bikini Bash over the weekend. She did such things as stand there and smile, perform dance-like motions, and posed. Please keep in mind she did these things all whilst not sprouting a mustache in the middle of the day (ahem, Lauren). See how great she would be on “The Hills!” Now if we could only replace the rest of the gang with the old Laguna Beach cast, all would be right with the world. Hell, I bet the recession would end!
This all got me to thinking. (1) I still sweat Kristin (2) Nice boobs (3) Where has she been (4) and most importantly, what if the producers of “The Hills” replaced Heidi with Kristin? No joke, that would be brilliant. Then, they could replace Steve Sanders (aka Spencer) with Steven. Then, they could replace Audrina with Alex H. Then they could replace Audrina’s teeth with Dieter. Then, they could replace Whitney with Alex M. And then finally they could slightly tweak the name of the show “The Hills” to something catchy like….oh I don’t know….”Laguna Beach.” Brilliant, right? I would still keep Lisa Loveless though, as she is (similar to me) a national treasure.
Kristin Cavallari doesn’t really do much, but when she does something she does it well. Case in point (is that the saying?), Kristin was playing on the beach the other day with her dog, who apparently likes her, she really played on the beach well. Don’t laugh, it’s hard work. I mean you have to be on the beach with the paparazzi. She’s a good sport. Know what would be a good idea for Kristin? She should get an internship at Teen Vogue so that she can be on The Hills too. I’d take her over Heidi any day. They should just bring back Laguna Beach Season 1. Ok, I’m writing a letter.
~ Cameron Diaz Forget Her Bra ~ DSF
~ Is Joel Madden Relevant Anymore? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Hayden Panetierre Gets Dirrrrty ~ FatBack
~ Will Farrell Landlord Video ~ NinjaDude
~ When Did Courtney Love Turn 72? ~ AgentBedHead
~ The Charles in Charge Chick Looking Rough ~ DListed
~ Avril is a Retard ~ HollyScoop
~ Brad and Angelina on a Break? ~ PopBytes
~ Heather Mills Lays Down on the Ground ~ Yeeeah
~ J Lo is Mad and Suing! ~ EvilBeet
~ Jessica Biel Looks Like a Newscaster ~ GabSmash
So, when Kristen was asked if Laguna Beach was scripted she responded by saying: