Can Kristin Cavallari Replace Lauren on “The Hills?” Any Takers?

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Kristin Cavallari is apparently still employable, which sucks for me as I’m in a letter-writing-campaign to Congress to see if they can force MTV to replace Lauren Conrad with Kristin after Lauren peaces out at the end of Season 5 of “The Hills.” Conradulations, Lauren, you’re dead to me.

Anybeach, Kristin was in Miami at the Cosmo 2nd Annual Bikini Bash over the weekend. She did such things as stand there and smile, perform dance-like motions, and posed. Please keep in mind she did these things all whilst not sprouting a mustache in the middle of the day (ahem, Lauren). See how great she would be on “The Hills!” Now if we could only replace the rest of the gang with the old Laguna Beach cast, all would be right with the world. Hell, I bet the recession would end!

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Oct
25

Remember Kristin from Laguna Beach?

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Hey, remember Kristin from Laguna Beach (sign of the cross)? Yeah, well she’s alive. Yeah, no she really is. Here are the photos to prove it! Kristin Cavallari played “Kristin Cavallari” on Laguna Beach (sign of the cross) and is now attending a fashion show because, I assume, that’s what you do when you exit a hit reality show. Kristin was hosting this random fashion show and brought two guests of honor for the night…her rack.

This all got me to thinking. (1) I still sweat Kristin (2) Nice boobs (3) Where has she been (4) and most importantly, what if the producers of “The Hills” replaced Heidi with Kristin? No joke, that would be brilliant. Then, they could replace Steve Sanders (aka Spencer) with Steven. Then, they could replace Audrina with Alex H. Then they could replace Audrina’s teeth with Dieter. Then, they could replace Whitney with Alex M. And then finally they could slightly tweak the name of the show “The Hills” to something catchy like….oh I don’t know….”Laguna Beach.” Brilliant, right? I would still keep Lisa Loveless though, as she is (similar to me) a national treasure.

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Aug
02

Kristin Cavallari Just Because

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Kristin Cavallari doesn’t really do much, but when she does something she does it well. Case in point (is that the saying?), Kristin was playing on the beach the other day with her dog, who apparently likes her, she really played on the beach well. Don’t laugh, it’s hard work. I mean you have to be on the beach with the paparazzi. She’s a good sport. Know what would be a good idea for Kristin? She should get an internship at Teen Vogue so that she can be on The Hills too. I’d take her over Heidi any day. They should just bring back Laguna Beach Season 1. Ok, I’m writing a letter.

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Apr
18

…In Other News…

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Kristin from Laguna Beach (and nothing else) was hosting the opening of Aura Nightclub in the Bahamas the other night when someone snapped up this natural looking picture. Now do you think the camera guy instructed all those girls to look up at Kristen in amazement or do you think that was performed on their own. They legit look beside themselves to be standing at Kristin’s feet. I’m sure they’ll look back at this picture with complete pride one day. In other news..

~ Cameron Diaz Forget Her Bra ~ DSF
~ Is Joel Madden Relevant Anymore? ~ CelebritySmack
~ Hayden Panetierre Gets Dirrrrty ~ FatBack
~ Will Farrell Landlord Video ~ NinjaDude
~ When Did Courtney Love Turn 72? ~ AgentBedHead
~ The Charles in Charge Chick Looking Rough ~ DListed
~ Avril is a Retard ~ HollyScoop
~ Brad and Angelina on a Break? ~ PopBytes
~ Heather Mills Lays Down on the Ground ~ Yeeeah
~ J Lo is Mad and Suing! ~ EvilBeet
~ Jessica Biel Looks Like a Newscaster ~ GabSmash

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Mar
06

MTVs Kristen Cavallari Thinks I’m Dumb

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…well she may be right. Yeah, I’m kinda dumb. Anyway, Kristen Cavallari of MTVs Laguna Beach was recently in GQ and, of course, the interview headed in the direction of asking all about Laguna Beach. Sweet! It’s not like the reruns are enough anyway. Before I even get into the interview portion I want to go back on the record of saying that Kristen is way hotter than Lauren. Now don’t get me wrong, Lauren is hot, but Kristen is hot in that sorta “I’m a bitch and am gonna kick your ass” kind of way. Wait, is the just me? I digress.

So, when Kristen was asked if Laguna Beach was scripted she responded by saying:

“I don’t see Laguna Beach as a reality show. The producers would say ‘Kristen come here at this time and have lunch with this person and talk about this. Ask him this specific question.’ In one scene my hair is short and then the next scene it’s down to here. How does anyone not notice that?”

Wait did she just call me stupid? I never really noticed that, but I did notice that about 90% of the show was just facial expressions and those facial expressions never really matched up with what the other person was saying. I just assumed the producers taped the cast performing over 1,000 facial expressions and then just edited them into the various scenes. Or…is that not what producers are responsible for?

Kristen continued on later in the interview by saying that, MTV came into Laguna Beach and corrupted it. Do you smell that Kristen? Yeah, that smell is the bridge that you just burned. I would NEVER do that to MTV or say that to MTV. Yes, my friends, this is where we bring things back to me. I would be the best MTV employee ever. You hear me MTV? BEST employee EVER. See me HERE.

Read the Rest of Kristen’s Interview

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