More Mindless Stories on ‘kirsten dunst’
Oct
26
26
This Time Last Year: Kirsten Dunst
It’s time for another look into the past year of IBBB and experience “This Time Last Year.” This time, we’re taking a look at Kirsten Dunst and what that crazy little skank was up to “This Time Last Year.” Here’s what me and Kirsten were up to:
Kirsten Dunst is my grandma. No, she really is. I’m going onto Maury Povich for a DNA test to prove that Kirsten Dunst is my grandma. I mean, she dresses like my grandma. She has my grandma’s open-toed orthopedic sandals on. She has my grandma’s shawl/coat that keeps her nice and toasty warm on cool autumn afternoons. She even has my grandma’s pocketbook from the mid 1980’s. It’s the same one that my grandma had that contained mints, juicy fruit, band aids, diabetic candies, her medical alert bracelet, photos of her grand kids, mase, telephone book used for driving, her cataract glasses, bingo dobber, scratch tickets, and half of a peanut butter sandwich. Yup, she’s definitely my grandma.
Mar
06
06
Kirsten Dunst Gets to Second Base
Posted by IBBB
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Only because all of my blog posts today have somehow ended up being about someone on MTV or some show on MTV I felt the need to diversify a bit. Therefore I present to you: “Kirsten Dunst Having Her Little Boy Boobs Felt Up.” Aren’t you glad you stop by IBBB? Kirsten Dunst was frolicking in about 3 inches of water with her “friend” as her “friend” totally got to second base with her. Come on girls, you save that type of smut for your next game of “Seven Minutes in Heaven.”Kirsten was enjoying a little down time at a very exclusive Maui resort over the weekend when this alleged “assault” took place. Now let me ask something. How does one spend the weekend in Hawaii at the beach and still remain snowman white? Even if you put on SPF 50 you still get a little bit of color.
In other Kirsten Dunst news, Kirsten has decided to put her movie career on hold for a bit so she can study art. Yes, art. I guess it’s better than taking time off to get addicted to drugs and ending up in rehab. Although, there is still time for that.
Oct
26
26
Kirsten Dunst is My Grandma
Posted by IBBB
kirsten dunst 
No, she really is. I’m going onto Maury Povich for a DNA test to prove that Kirsten Dunst is my grandma. I mean, she dresses like my grandma. She has my grandma’s open-toed orthopedic sandals on. She has my grandma’s shawl/coat that keeps her nice and toasty warm on cool autumn afternoons. She even has my grandma’s pocketbook from the mid 1980’s. It’s the same one that my grandma had that contained mints, juicy fruit, band aids, diabetic candies, her medical alert bracelet, photos of her grand kids, mase, telephone book used for driving, her cataract glasses, bingo dobber, scratch tickets, and half of a peanut butter sandwich. Yup, she’s definitely my grandma.
