Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass. Again. Yawn.

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Blah blah blah Kim Kardashian. Blah blah blah big ass. Blah blah blah host the White Party in the Hampton’s blah blah blah. Pictures of her fat ass. Blah blah blah. Scripted reality show. Blah blah blah. Sex tape. Blah blah blah. Reggie Bush. Blah blah blah.

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Apr
23

Kim Kardashian Cameltoe Palooza!

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Good morning boys, girls, and skanks! What a treat I have for you all today. Now pull up your nap mats and take a look at some fresh Kim Kardashian cameltoe while you eat your Cheerios! Where does one even being with this photo? Well, first Kim is walking around cloudy LA without any makeup on. She should never do this as she is rich and should always look like she’s ready to go to the prom. It’s like Kim leaving the house without any money. It wouldn’t happen. It shouldn’t happen. Next up, check out the dude on the left that’s clearly checking out the famous “Kardashian assian.” Brilliant. Finally, we take a quick look south of the Kardashian border (and just to the left of her Churros y Chocolate station) and we notice that she’s sporting some reality cameltoe. Good for her. Therefore it’s time to play everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” This is when IBBB rates the celebrity cameltoe and awards the celebrity with a certain number of camels out of a possible 5 camel rating. This time around Kim has been awarded 4 out of 5 camels! What an honor. I would have given her the 5th camel if there was a second picture of Kim picking out her cameltoe. Oh well, 4 camels is still a major accomplishment in the life of Kim Kardashian and probably the best, and only, award she’s received to date. Congratulations Kim! Carry on.

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Aug
13

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Needs to File Its Own Taxes

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I am truly amazed by what is considered Kim Karashian’s ass. No really, I am. It isn’t normal and it isn’t hot. I think she thinks it is which is why she always poses with it sticking out. Who stands like that? It’s kinda like having that zit on your forehead and then going directly up to a camera and make someone take a picture of it. What is it that Kim Kardashian actually does again? I know she has a huge ass. I’m at a loss after that.

Anyway Kim and her illegal ass were partying it up at Karya nightclub in LA (where else) over the weekend. Kim will also be debuting her new reality show shortly on E! Entertainment Television. Hopefully it will be as popular as “Katie and Peter,” a real hit. Here’s an image for you. What do you think that ass is going to look like once Kim hits middle age? Still going to be sticking it out, Kim? Yeah, didn’t think so. By then I’m sure she’ll have a matching fupa. Fuptastic!

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Jun
29

What’s Living in Kim Kardashian’s Pants?

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No really, what’s living in Kim Kardashian’s pants? Personally, I think she’s trying to smuggle Lindsay Lohan out of rehab, but that’s just me. I mean, there’s also just as good of a chance that one of the Olsen Sluts is camping out in her back pocket as well. It actually doesn’t even look real. I bet she has one of those plastic asses that people wear on Halloween crammed into those Kermit the Frog jogging pants, yes jogging pants.

This brings me to my next question. What is it that Kim Kardashian actually does? I know she’s pictured here with her dumper hanging out while she shops at Herve Legerand LaPerlain in Hollywood, but what does she do? Perhaps she smuggles Mexicans over the border. One may never know. All I do know is that she is being totally disrespectful to Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx. Rude.

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