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I guess this beats Kim sniffing at her own crotch, like I assume she typically does when trying to discover if we’ll have 6 more weeks of winter. Anyway, we’ve poked a lot of innocent fun at Kim Kardashian and her camel toe many times here at IBBB, but we only mean it in the nicest respectful way possible. It’s just that. It’s just that. It’s just that, well, Kim is the most horrific person on the planet earth and is going to, more than likely, burn in hell for all of eternity. However, that’s just my educated guess. You may have different thoughts. All I’m saying is that when Kim is face to face with Jesus you know he’s going to give her the side-eye and just say, “Really, Kim? Really? You’re serious?”
Kim Kardashian picked up her dog, Rocky, at the doggy beauty parlor in West Hollywood, CA the other day. Although I think it’s much more fun to pretend that, that lady’s dog is sniffing the camel toe out of Kim’s pants. More fun. See? Jovial, almost.
If Kim Kardashian had Wendy Williams‘ boobs OR Wendy Williams had Kim Kardashian’s ass, their body would, literally, explode. It’s a proven scientific fact. It’s kinda like when you add vinegar to baking soda for your mini volcano project. Same concept.
Kim Kardashian, Wendy Williams, and Reggie Bush were all annoyed looks last week while they attended “The Heart Truth Red Dress Fall Collection 2010” during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Bryant Park.
Famous by reasons of a father who defended a murderer and later by putting things in her mouth (and elsewhere) on film, the triple threat that is Kim Kardashian continues her greatest quality of sucking for the camera by attending Spice Girl’s Mel B Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop party at Guys & Dolls Lounge in West Hollywood, CA the other night.
Kim showed up with her sister, Pointless Kardashian, along with others like Stacy Keibler, and Mel B/Scary Spice. These lollipops go for $25 and anyone who buys them should go to hell….even if part of the money does go to charity.
I don’t know what it is about each and every Kardashian that makes me see red. Well, see red and big asses. Well, see red, big asses, and pear shaped hips. Well, see red, big asses, pear shaped hips, and chronic camel toe. Well, see red, big asses, pear shaped hips, chronic camel toe, and blank stares. Yup.
Kim Kardashian’s ass posted some new pictures on its website to let us all know that Kim is happy with her current weight that she’s down to and does not want to lose any more. She did not mention, however, why she’s posing with WWE ex-wrestler, Chyna, where Chyna is hiding its penis, why she seems to be missing his/her neck and why Kim’s face/head looks like it’s being squeezed between two bookends and is 14 shades lighter than her boobs. Other than that she looks great and is doing a ton to add to society. I look forward to seeing the both of them in hell.
Sometime I think God is smiling down just at me. It’s been a long time since we got the play the “ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” but Kim Kardashian makes sure that we never forget to play. She’s good like that. I mean, if it’s not her dumper it’s her thumper. You know what I mean? I don’t.
As you know the rules, I can award up to 5 camels. This time, Kim only receives 2 camels, BUT(t) is being awarded 2 ghosts for her “ghost boobs” thanks to some tricky camera flashes. 2 camels and 2 ghosts? I can’t even begin to do that kind of math. Regardless, Kim should be honored.
Kim was snatched up by the paparazzi as she was leaving The Grove the other night. Can she not actually feel the cameltoe tap-tap-tapping at her front door? I mean, I can feel when I have food caught in my front tooth. I’m assuming it’s like the same thing, no?