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Finally a Real Plan Underway!
Chyna Doll Kardashian had a front row seat at the White House when she accompanied her fauxband, LA Lakers Lamar Odom to meet President Obama. A terror threat all in herself, Chyna Doll got to quickly meet Obama and even shake his hand. I’m pretty sure he’s slipping her some free healthcare in this photo and if anyone deserves free healthcare it’s Khloe Kardashian.
While we don’t know exactly what the most random Kardashian said to the President I’m sure it was something along the lines of, “I’m a sexy bitch and like people should like gets stuff for free and stuff like my manager is my mom and like Bruce Jenner won stuff before so like, yeah.”
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Why is Kim Kardashian Posing With Chyna?
Kim Kardashian’s ass posted some new pictures on its website to let us all know that Kim is happy with her current weight that she’s down to and does not want to lose any more. She did not mention, however, why she’s posing with WWE ex-wrestler, Chyna, where Chyna is hiding its penis, why she seems to be missing his/her neck and why Kim’s face/head looks like it’s being squeezed between two bookends and is 14 shades lighter than her boobs. Other than that she looks great and is doing a ton to add to society. I look forward to seeing the both of them in hell.
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The Manliest Kardashian Heads to Jail
Khloetard has been sentenced to 3 full days in LA County jail for violating her probation after her DUI arrest. She was supposed to fulfill her community service which included roadside cleanup and enrolling in alcohol education class. Wait, she didn’t do her roadside cleanup? Isn’t that her job anyway? I mean, besides her full time job of being a horrible, horrible person. Just horrible.
In even more shocking news, Khloe has a rep. Her rep has told People that “Khloe is ready and willing to serve her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.”
Yeah, it’s not so much as she’s willing and ready as she is forced, by law, to do this. No one says they’re willing to go to jail. You’re told to go. Is it bad that I’m kinda wishing that someone takes a pillowcase filled with soda cans to Khloe’s face? Screw you and what you think about it. I’m adding it to my letter to Santa.
